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#6161: davepoobond -> Thoroughbred

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Thoroughbred Taken Out to Pasture

This IM (#6161) has stuff to do with the end of #6162, but some of #6162 happened before this IM…yeah…

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davepoobond: you frickin horse! how are you?

Thoroughbred: eh……

Thoroughbred: u r an unknown person

davepoobond: no, i am known

Thoroughbred: no your not

davepoobond: yes i am

davepoobond: my mom knows me

davepoobond: my dad knows me

davepoobond: my couch knows me

davepoobond: my computer knows me

Thoroughbred: thats great

davepoobond: yep, it is

Thoroughbred: really

davepoobond: really, it is

davepoobond: i swear

davepoobond: you suck at picking number

Thoroughbred: you r unknown to me!

davepoobond: s

davepoobond: now i’m known

Thoroughbred: no

davepoobond: yeah

Thoroughbred: 3

davepoobond: you know who i know

Thoroughbred: there picked a #

davepoobond: ?

Thoroughbred: 3

davepoobond: thats a bad number

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: blah blah blah

Thoroughbred: oh damn

davepoobond: no thats crap

davepoobond: well well well

davepoobond: the baby is mopping the floor with its pubics. how nice is that?

Thoroughbred: who r u

davepoobond: i am me

davepoobond: me is i

Thoroughbred: u r unknown

davepoobond: and i are me

davepoobond: fine then. my name unknown

davepoobond: is unknown

Thoroughbred: ahhhhhh

Thoroughbred: u confuse me terrible

Thoroughbred: ly

davepoobond: i have pizza

Thoroughbred: yay :S

davepoobond: IN MY TOILET!!!!!!!!!

Thoroughbred: thats great

davepoobond: yes it is

davepoobond: i can make many cheeses this way

Thoroughbred: uh ok

Thoroughbred: who r u?

davepoobond: i am me

davepoobond: i told you already

Thoroughbred: ahhhhhhhhhh

davepoobond: me is i

davepoobond: remember?

Thoroughbred: who r u?

Thoroughbred: do u live at my school?

davepoobond: no. i live at MY school

Thoroughbred: ahhhhhhh

davepoobond: MY school. MYYYY school. not your school

davepoobond: MINE

davepoobond: MINE MINE MINE MINE

Thoroughbred: ok

davepoobond: rabbits and donkeys in my soup. foxes and fish loopda loop

Thoroughbred: do u live at your school which I go at?

davepoobond: i wouldnt know. can i have your skin?

Thoroughbred: AHHHH

davepoobond: aeiou

davepoobond: thats the vowel word

Thoroughbred: yea

Thoroughbred: thats great

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: its trueeeeee

Thoroughbred: r u megan? jillian?

Thoroughbred: marlena

davepoobond: yeah, you guessed it

Thoroughbred: ?

davepoobond: i’m marlena

Thoroughbred: what one

Thoroughbred: oh

davepoobond: what do you mean what one?

Thoroughbred: you were scaring me

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: whats up

Thoroughbred: that cheese comment scared me espcially

Thoroughbred: nothing

Thoroughbred: u?

davepoobond: same

davepoobond: you know that guy i had a crush on?

Thoroughbred: yes, i think

davepoobond: i had sex with him yesterday!

Thoroughbred: ok

davepoobond: it was bad. dont go out with him

Thoroughbred: ok

davepoobond: seriously

davepoobond: scouts honor?

Thoroughbred: ok

Thoroughbred: u scared my brother this afternoon

davepoobond: why? what’d i do that scared him?

Thoroughbred: u said his eyes were pretty and he walked like a ho and he blinked like an owl

davepoobond: well. he does…and i thought it was a compliment to him!

Thoroughbred: not the ho part

davepoobond: yes, the ho part

Thoroughbred: llol

davepoobond: i have to go…

davepoobond: i’ll talk to you later

Thoroughbred: byebye

Thoroughbred: ok byebye

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#6159: megangirl1194 -> davepoobond

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megangirl1194: hi my name is sarah, and i’m in college. My friend Megan and I are looking for a new special friend on the internet. to find out more about us, visit our website by clicking here NUDE pictures included =)

davepoobond: wwwwoooowwwwww

davepoobond: nude pictures!

megangirl1194:

megangirl1194:

davepoobond: hi

megangirl1194: heya hun! What’s up?

davepoobond: haha…its you again

megangirl1194:

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#6158: Puzzled 469 Sex -> davepoobond

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Puzzled 469 Sex: Wild Ladys BARE ALL FOR YOU TONIGHT JUST CLICK HERE SEX SECRETS FOR YOU A CLICK AWAY

davepoobond: yo vanilla. kick it one more time boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

davepoobond: ice ice baby

davepoobond: ice ice baby

davepoobond: oops. shot my load. FALLIN

davepoobond: real fast. slammed on the gas

davepoobond: police on the scene! you know what i mean

davepoobond: yo i saw it.

davepoobond: lalalal

davepoobond: holes in the ground

davepoobond: cut like a razor blade

davepoobond: kick my juice

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#6155: Mwahbabyxoxo21 -> davepoobond

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Mwahbabyxoxo21: Please RATE ME, Click here now

davepoobond: ok

Mwahbabyxoxo21:

davepoobond: i’ll rate you a 1

Mwahbabyxoxo21:

davepoobond: hi

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: whos this

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: heya hun!

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: hi!

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: got anything else to say?

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: no?

Mwahbabyxoxo21:

davepoobond: hi

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: hi

Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!

davepoobond: bye

Mwahbabyxoxo21: awww don’t leave me dear..i miss you already

davepoobond: lol

Mwahbabyxoxo21:

davepoobond: thats funny

Mwahbabyxoxo21:

davepoobond: bye

Mwahbabyxoxo21: awww don’t leave me dear..i miss you already

davepoobond: bye

Mwahbabyxoxo21: awww don’t leave me dear..i miss you already

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: hello?

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#6153: davepoobond -> Vegichan

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davepoobond: Mr. Peach Juice, i presume?

Vegichan: strawberry shortcake tastes goooood. So LEAVE ME ALONE TO EAT IT!

davepoobond: never!

Vegichan: hee hee

davepoobond: DID YOU HAVE A NICE TIME EATING YOUR STUPID STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!?!

Vegichan: yes I did, damn it

Vegichan: no thanks to you

davepoobond: I HOPE YOUR HAPPY, CUZ YOUUU SUCCKKK!

davepoobond: !!

davepoobond: !!!!!!!

davepoobond:

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#6151: elmoisfurry -> davepoobond

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elmoisfurry: wuts a good song

davepoobond: umm…..American Hi-Fi – Flavor of the weak

elmoisfurry: nooooppeeeee

davepoobond: Beatles – Can’t buy me love

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: Camp Kill Yourself – 96 quite bitter beings (jackass shopping carts theme)

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: Castlevania – Bloody Tears Heavy Metal Version

elmoisfurry: i said good, not gay

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: Cold Play – Shiver

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: Linkin Park – In the End

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: AFI – Days of the Phoenix

elmoisfurry: u dumbass i already have that

davepoobond: KMFDM – Mortal Kombat Theme

elmoisfurry: fuk off!

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: i dont know what the hell you like

elmoisfurry: ungay songs

davepoobond: Pilot Fisch – Tarot Card Song

davepoobond: its a good song…

elmoisfurry: go

elmoisfurry: to

elmoisfurry: hell

elmoisfurry: beotch

davepoobond: no

elmoisfurry: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

elmoisfurry: yea

davepoobond: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno

davepoobond: how about The Union Underground – Natural High

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: Killing The Fly?

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: Strait Up – Angel’s Son

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: Cold – No One

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: At the Drive In – One Arm Scissor

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: do you like Japanese songs?

elmoisfurry: no

davepoobond: dramarama – Anything anything

elmoisfurry: nononononononono

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: RATM – guerilla radio

elmoisfurry: nein

davepoobond: Sublime – April 26, 1992

elmoisfurry: i no!

davepoobond: what?

elmoisfurry: the i wus supposed to be an upside down !

elmoisfurry: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: Jeniffer Lopez – if you had my love

davepoobond: backstreet boys – i want it that way

elmoisfurry: i got tha cd and the video alrwady

elmoisfurry: for both

davepoobond: oh…

davepoobond: thats unfortunate for you…

elmoisfurry: ur the one that gave um to me

davepoobond: ………………………………………………………oh yeah

elmoisfurry: from ur “secret stash”

davepoobond: my secret stash is LEGOs…

elmoisfurry: …….and BSB and “JLo”

davepoobond: get Blink182 – Rock Show

elmoisfurry: i told u

elmoisfurry: no gay

davepoobond: its not gay…

elmoisfurry: lol

davepoobond: its a story about a guy that fell in love with a girl at the rock show!

davepoobond: whats so gay about that?

elmoisfurry: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwgay

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#6150: Cute Horny Laura -> davepoobond

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Cute Horny Laura: Click Here! LIVE SEXY WOMEN are waiting for YOU! CUM on in and play with us! CLICK HERE to see!!

davepoobond: but but but

davepoobond: are you actually laura?

davepoobond: i doubt you are. i think that you are a guy

davepoobond: and i doubt your horny, because you go around sending links to everyone and they dont even click it

davepoobond: look at yourself! what if your parents saw you now

davepoobond: sending links to people you dont even know

davepoobond: DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW TO SEND LINKS TO PEOPLE?

davepoobond: i think not

davepoobond: go out and get a job at McDonalds or something

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#6148: MyLeftTesticle -> davepoobond

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MyLeftTesticle: Dave

davepoobond: you

MyLeftTesticle: Me

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: me

davepoobond: me is me and you is you, you cannot be me, when you are you and me is me

MyLeftTesticle: But I am me and you are you, me is me and you is not me when you is me then I am you

davepoobond: but then me is me and you are you, but me is not you and you is not me, because me is me and you is you are you and me is me are me and I am not you, but me, and me is me not you

MyLeftTesticle: But you are you and I am me, me is me so you are you, if you were me then I’d be you and you’d be me and we’d be each other, so if we were you and me then we’d be me and you, so you are you and me is me not me is you and you is me

davepoobond: i am i and you are you, and me is me, and he is not you, because he is he, and me is me, and and and

MyLeftTesticle: And

MyLeftTesticle: she is she and he is he

MyLeftTesticle: Unless

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: die

MyLeftTesticle: he is she and she is he

MyLeftTesticle: I am dead

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#6147: davepoobond -> Fluffy Fox

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davepoobond: Brooks…wheres my money? i know you were out last night, workin’ the streets! WHERES MY MONEY, BITCH!

Fluffy Fox: ROFL

Fluffy Fox: Hell ya!

Fluffy Fox: I was bending over ;x

Fluffy Fox: Got me some big furry cock.

Fluffy Fox: Who the fuck are you?

davepoobond: the King of Bahrain

Fluffy Fox: o_O;;

Fluffy Fox: kawaii oi?

Fluffy Fox: nani e.e

davepoobond: yes

Fluffy Fox: nani??

davepoobond: nani crackers are good

Fluffy Fox: nani is japanese for what, weridie.

davepoobond: i’m not japanese, ass

davepoobond: i’m arabian

Fluffy Fox: Lol !

davepoobond: bahrainian, to be exact

Fluffy Fox: Mike?

Fluffy Fox: Zortho rather?

davepoobond: so you Fluffy Fox go butt poop out

davepoobond: the hell

davepoobond: i’m not Zorro

Fluffy Fox: Lol!

davepoobond: what are you talking about

davepoobond: i’m the fuckin king of bahrain

Fluffy Fox: who are you?

davepoobond: king of bahrain

davepoobond: you’re funny

davepoobond: FUNNY LOOKING

davepoobond: ahahahahaha

Fluffy Fox: o_o;;

davepoobond: yeah you better o_o;; you bitch

Fluffy Fox: Tragon?

davepoobond: fluffyyyy

Fluffy Fox: Teferi?

Fluffy Fox: Mykon?

davepoobond: fluffyy fluffy

Fluffy Fox: Alomoe?

davepoobond: fox fox fox

davepoobond: do you have beer

davepoobond: infidel

Fluffy Fox: yea

davepoobond: guess what

davepoobond: do you want some more beer?

Fluffy Fox: Yes.

davepoobond: THEN GO BUY SOME!

Fluffy Fox: Yes I do.

davepoobond: ahahahaha!

Fluffy Fox: O_o;;

davepoobond: did you see the one with the Italian guys?

Fluffy Fox: o_O what?

davepoobond: it was……pizza-rific!

davepoobond: ahahahaah!

davepoobond: some Bahrainian jokes for you

davepoobond: freee

davepoobond: they say i am the funniest man in all of Bahrain

davepoobond: because if you’re funnier than me, i kill you

davepoobond: i kill you like the bitch you said you werent

Fluffy Fox: o_o

davepoobond: o_o<^>

davepoobond: oh oh

davepoobond: whats this?

davepoobond: <^>

davepoobond: ahhaah

Fluffy Fox: ,,|,,(^_^),,|,,

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: thats not right

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: you’re gay

davepoobond: and you poop out the wrongggg way

davepoobond: ahahhh!

davepoobond: i rhymed

davepoobond: isnt that funny?

Fluffy Fox: Ya

Fluffy Fox: Funnnny

davepoobond: no it isnt

davepoobond: you suck

davepoobond: thats why you’re gay

davepoobond: and you have to pay

Fluffy Fox: yea

davepoobond: me more mon-ay

Fluffy Fox: Im getting offline now.

davepoobond: no you’re not

davepoobond: you’re going to block me

davepoobond: and i will use all of Bahrain’s treasures to kill you

Fluffy Fox: Isn’t Bahrain that fat ass from final fantasy 9?

davepoobond: ….

davepoobond: here, we have no such things as “final fantasy 9s”

davepoobond: i dont even know how the world can have such a crazy idea

Fluffy Fox: yes you do

davepoobond: how can you have 9 final fantasys

Fluffy Fox: your Final Fantasy number 9

Fluffy Fox: all the others were rejected

Fluffy Fox: your 9th is getting gang banged.

Fluffy Fox: By a pack of savage wolves.

davepoobond: there can only be 1 final thing, and that means 1 final fantasy

davepoobond: are you leaving yet?

davepoobond: leave

davepoobond: now

Fluffy Fox: In a few

davepoobond: i order you to leave

davepoobond: NOW

davepoobond: not in a few, NOW

davepoobond: good bye, bitch. i’m leaving you, and the house you came in