davepoobond: Are you a mommy?
Ambro: hell no
davepoobond: Are you my mommy?
Ambro: no
davepoobond: Why not?
Ambro: cause im a virgin
davepoobond: NO! MOMMY YOU LIE
davepoobond: YOU ABANDONED ME AS A YOUNGSTER
davepoobond: LOOK AT ME I CANT EVEN PSELL
davepoobond: ASDLKFJLKXJCV
Ambro: timmy is that you
davepoobond: mu……mommy?
davepoobond: why are you calling me timmy
davepoobond: IS THERE ANOTHER BABY IN YOUR LIFE?
davepoobond: HOW COULD YOU! I HAVE A BROTHER AND YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL ME
Ambro: not that i know of
davepoobond: I had to ask the Unsolved Mysteries guy to find you! do you know how bad that is?
davepoobond: to actually resort to that
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: where’s dad?
davepoobond: who IS dad?
davepoobond: mind telling me MOTHER
davepoobond: ok mom, i get it.
Ambro: your dad is osama bin laden
Ambro: fuck off sand n*gger
davepoobond: hey hey hey WHOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE
davepoobond: slow down.
davepoobond: slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww down
davepoobond: slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww down
davepoobond: you didnt just use the s-n word
davepoobond: that is TOTALLY uncalled for
Ambro: im your mother i can call u that
davepoobond: if i’m one then you’re one
davepoobond: silly woman.
davepoobond: its women like you that make me more right in the fact that women shouldn’t have the right to vote.
davepoobond: “oooh! lets vote for Bush” they all said
davepoobond: but then he comes and screws them all in the ass with the “no abortion” crap
Ambro: i didnt vote for bush
davepoobond: sure ya didnt
Ambro: i swear
davepoobond: mmhmm
davepoobond: tell it to the judge!
