Q: Why did the French Police confiscate Paparazzi pictures taken at the crash scene of Princess Diana?
A: They were too cheap to buy a copy of the Enquirer for themselves.
Joke #8962
Q: Why did some people call Princess Diana’s fatal car crash a miracle?
A: Because a full-sized Mercedes Sedan went into the tunnel…and a sub-compact convertible came out.
Joke #8961
Q: What was Princess Diana’s final hairstyle?
A: A French twist.
Joke #8960
Q: Why did Princess Diana’s bodyguard wear a seat belt?
A: Because he was never one to buckle under pressure.
Joke #8959
Q: What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
A: They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Joke #8958
Q: Why is Princess Diana like a mobile phone?
A: They both die in tunnels!!
Joke #8957
Q: Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?
A: To feed the toilet duck!
Joke #8956
Q: Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
A: Open 24 hours a day.
Joke #8955
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A: Oh no, I’m going to fall again!
Joke #8954
Q: Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
Joke #8953
Q: What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A: A wine and cheese party!
Joke #8952
Q: How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.
Joke #8951
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A: A golden retriever.
Joke #8950
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blow job with handlebars
Joke #8949
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up