Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore am glad you called.
Joke #11294
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking a lot about you lately.
Joke #11293
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I give you a kiss good night?
Joke #11292
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to be my valentine?
Joke #11291
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma so happy you asked me to be your valentine.
Joke #11290
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss on the cheek.
Joke #11289
“My girlfriend’s name should be Rock.”
“Why?”
“She has a heart of stone.”
Joke #11288
“My boyfriend’s name should be Question Mark.”
“Why?”
“He’s such a mystery to me.”
Joke #11287
“My girlfriend’s name should be Refrigeratior.”
“Why?”
“She can be cold as ice.”
Joke #11286
“My boyfriend’s name should be Jump Rope.”
“Why?”
“He makes my heart skip a beat.”
Joke #11285
“My boyfriend’s name should be Puzzle.”
“Why?”
“Sometimes I can’t figure him out.”
Joke #11284
“My girlfriend’s name should be Alien.”
“Why?”
“She’s out of this world.”
Joke #11283
“My boyfriend’s name is Tornado.”
“Why?”
“He makes my head spin.”
Joke #11282
Girlfriend: I wish you’d pay a little attention to me.
Boyfriend: I’m paying as little as I can.
Joke #11281
Honey: Excuse me, dear. What is the meaning of these flowers on my desk today?
Bunny: Why, it’s your wedding anniversary.
Honey: Is that so? Well, do let me know when yours is so I may do the same for you.