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Quote #13556

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I don’t give out a minus infinity, even the way I grade them!”

– Dr. OldNBald

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Quote #13555

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“nothing is going on between 40 and zero”

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Quote #13554

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“2 and 5, 10 and 20”

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Quote #13553

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

::talking about the tests that he gives to us, which most of us fail::

“I like to make you think”

– Dr. OldNBald

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Quote #13552

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“I took a stack of papers from the classroom”

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Quote #13551

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“10 plus a hair….20 plus a hair”

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Quote #13550

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“crazy numbers”

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Quote #13549

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I give up on this class”

::he throws the chalk up in the air, kind of like his career, going up then down.  He dropped it too.::

– Dr. OldNBald

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Quote #13548

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“inside the perens.”

– Dr. OldNBald

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Quote #13547

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“ready to go another thousand miles?”

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Quote #13546

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“Put your brain in gear before you use your mouth”

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Quote #13545

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“Earth to Robert, Earth to Robert…”

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Quote #13544

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“MATH CLUB MEMBERSHIP NOT REQ’D (NOTE; NOT)”

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Quote #13543

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

::he pulls a calculator out of his pocket::

“I don’t know about your calculator but my calculator has a little button that you just punch…”

– Dr. OldNBald

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Quote #13542

December 25, 2010 davepoobond 1 Comment

“the ratio to Carbon-12 and Carbon-14 is constant because the sun is constant”

– Dr. OldNBald

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