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Quote #14004

January 6, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“we’re gonna go over this orally”

– Mr. Smellserman

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Quote #14003

January 6, 2011 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

“Oh, now THAT’S a stupid arrowhead!”

– Go Smoke A Toilet

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Quote #14002

January 6, 2011 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

“Plagarism – Uh…ok…yeah…”

– Go Smoke A Toilet

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Quote #14001

January 6, 2011 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

“Printers taste like CDs.”

– Go Smoke A Toilet

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Quote #14000

January 6, 2011 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

“BRAP.”

“Was that you?”

“No.”

– Go Smoke A Toilet

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Quote #13999

January 6, 2011 Go Smoke A Toilet Leave a comment

“Once, I ate a desk. No wait, I didn’t. What did I eat?”

– Go Smoke A Toilet

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Quote #13998

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“~§ drugs….piss…..busted…….shyyt…. byebye me….”

– crack whore

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Quote #13997

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“~now we kno how u are~”

– crack whore

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Quote #13996

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“..jesus motha fuckin christ ass fucker AHHHHHHH….stupid ass!!”

– crack whore

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Quote #13995

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“~§~get down on ya knees bitch….start suckin~§~”

– crack whore

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Quote #13994

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“wake ~n~ bake,.. afternoon high,.. night stoned,.. all day fried.”

– crack whore

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Quote #13993

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“~party hard man, cuz its all good till ya fuck up once, then u in deep water till ya lines up..~”

– crack whore

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Quote #13992

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“If you show me yours, i’ll show you mine!!”

– Nick

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Quote #13991

January 6, 2011 MadManWithAnAxe Leave a comment

“Did you just call me a waffle-iron?”

– MadManWithAnAxe

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Quote #13990

January 6, 2011 Soup Tyrant Leave a comment

“I need another chair for a bed…”

– Soup Nazi

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