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Quote #14053

January 7, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“are you wearing your own shorts?”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14052

January 7, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“if you were really lifting, then your feet would be under those things!”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14051

January 7, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“ooh did just what I wanted to do…”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14050

January 7, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

::talking about how she got dry raped::

“basically someone was getting their jollies off”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14049

January 7, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I just love watchin’ people”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14048

January 7, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“maybe sittin’ on your tush the rest of the time”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14047

January 7, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I’m more visual anyway”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14046

January 7, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“close your mouth and relax”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14045

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“there’s a lot of grabbing, and yanking, and pulling…”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14044

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“when he came out of the pool, his whole backside showed”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14041

January 7, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“this is a student taping this”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14040

January 7, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“or do you still play down?”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14039

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“it was pretty obvious from where we were seated”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14038

January 7, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I brought a toy for me to play with while you guys are busting your butts!”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14037

January 7, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Water is high quality H2O!”

– ???

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