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Quote #14372

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“what is solve?”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14371

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“ahhhh! now you’re talking!”

::points::

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14370

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“this is your foursies”

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Quote #14369

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I writ them down”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

Note: yes, he used “writ”

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Quote #14368

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“you’ve got to know your twosies”

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Quote #14367

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“we’re gonna go alphabetical”

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Quote #14366

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“unless they give me a volume of orange juice or percentage, I could care less”

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Quote #14365

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I could care less about orange juice”

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Quote #14364

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“Is cherry a percentage, or is kiwi a percentage?”

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Quote #14363

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“that’s a good English evaluation”

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Quote #14362

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“answer has no meaning”

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Quote #14361

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“evaluate does not mean solve”

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Quote #14360

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“negative signs blablle”

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Quote #14359

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“flipping fractions!”

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Quote #14358

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“the keyword is aup oh zit”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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