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Quote #15220

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“we’re not playing catch here! We’re playing dodge ball!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15219

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“what’re you gonna do? Dodge it!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15218

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“robo host? I don’t know!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15217

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“right up there with…well, I don’t know”

– from the TV

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Quote #15216

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“oh! You didn’t get Tic Tac, I so wanted to see that pie”

– from the TV

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Quote #15215

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“you’ll run all the way over here and…pow…right over there”

– from the TV

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Quote #15214

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“should the water be red like that?”

– from the TV

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Quote #15213

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“its 3 toothpastes in one!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15212

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“pooof…I shoulda used Preparation H…”

– from the TV

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Quote #15211

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“lifeguards don’t swim, they watch others swim”

– from the TV

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Quote #15210

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“people at home: yell crazy loud!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15209

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“THAT’S what we like to see!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15208

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“look for the MARK of Jurassic Park!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15207

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“we’re like that guy, that wore pants…instead of bushes…”

– from the TV

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Quote #15206

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“cheering crowd not included”

– from the TV

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