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Quote #15355

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“that’s like taking a floppy disk and putting it on a ZIP disk”

– Homework Hotline

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Quote #15354

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“the cleavage is back this year”

– from the TV

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Quote #15353

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“everyone loves rippling water”

– from the TV

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Quote #15352

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“natural means nice things”

– from the TV

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Quote #15351

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“a log bridge! …That’s a good surprise”

– from the TV

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Quote #15350

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“this scene was filmed with an extraordinary lipstick”

– from the TV

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Quote #15349

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“we’re buddy-buddies”

– from the TV

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Quote #15348

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“I am not a purple dinosaur”

– from the TV

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Quote #15347

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“when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me”

– from the TV

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Quote #15346

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“he’s bigger than a breadstick”

– from the TV

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Quote #15345

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“go be a doctor! go be a doctor while you still can!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15344

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“that’s…5 feet 5 inches for a 10 year old. not bad”

– from the TV

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Quote #15343

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“call now, for your hot pizza!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15342

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“and you, Gerald. You have the gums of the Gods”

– from the TV

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Quote #15341

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“that excellent was excellent”

– from the TV

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