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Quote #16361

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“This DAY iS soing SloW AS Hell, Huh? oh yea!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16360

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“my mom threw away the cake, it was so sad…”

“…I came home, it was in the trash can, I cried”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16359

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“oh my god! she’s not fertile!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16358

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“you’re not even funny! You don’t even like him!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16357

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“a fuck dominant 6 is”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16356

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“oh, excuse me! Miss America has to run!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16355

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“JFK ROCKS”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16354

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I HATE MY MOM <- I HAVE SEX WITH HER!”

::underneath that is…::

“YOUR MOM IS CHEAP! SEX=$1 BJ=50c HJ=10c”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school.  Most likely written on a desk.

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Quote #16353

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I Love the game!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16352

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

::clap::

“he’s from Austria!”

::does a dance kinda thingy::

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16351

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I made a funny! har har!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16350

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

::high voice::

“I’m just talking”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16349

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“that’s weird, just because…it was weird. I didn’t see it but…ah!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16348

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“you get high just by looking at me? …ew…”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16347

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I don’t wanna date a guy that has bigger boobs than me”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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