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Quote #17120

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The construction company left their bulldozers here, so there is a lot on our roof.”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17119

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“less water means less fish can be in it at the same time and they’d die”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17118

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“koalas only eat them, and they would die”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17117

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“oooh…solitaire….”

::farts in sisterpoobond’s face while she’s playing::

– davepoobond

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Quote #17116

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The caustic acid burnt through the table”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17115

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The atmosphere of the room was morose, with the discovery of bad news”

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Quote #17114

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The facetious old man always had bad jokes to tell”

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Quote #17113

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The destitute community got no help from the government”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17112

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The jovial friends loved going to Chuck E. Cheese”

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Quote #17111

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

::talking about Dr. OldNBald::

“what is he doing? 10.7 isn’t bigger than 29.7…”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17110

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Is a-there a point-a to a this-a?”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17109

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Take on meeeee….I’ll be gonneee! In a day or twooooooooooooooo!!!”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17108

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Victor…How’s the boyfriend?”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17107

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“When going to prom, there are two things you can be. A sucker and a loser. A sucker goes and a loser stays at home”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17106

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

::responding to Dr. OldNBald saying, “Algebra is fun”::

“yeah, I’d much rather do math problems than watch TV”

– davepoobond

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