Q: What do you get when you cross a toupee with a groundhog?
A: Six more wigs (weeks) of winter.
Joke #18031
Q: What did the pet shop owner say when the boys fought over the rabbit?
A: “Stop pulling my hare!”
Joke #18030
Q: How do rabbits go on long trips?
A: Via Trans-World Hairlines.
Joke #18029
Q: Why did the rabbit go to the barber shop?
A: To get a hare-do.
Joke #18028
Q: What do rabbits put on the back of their ears?
A: Thumper stickers.
Joke #18027
Q: What do you get when you don’t iron your moose?
A: Bullwrinkle.
Joke #18026
Q: What would you get if you crossed a bat with a begonia?
A: A plant that hangs upside down.
Joke #18025
Q: What would you get if you crossed an owl with a babysitter?
A: Whoo-te-nanny.
Joke #18024
Q: When do snakes stuff turkeys?
A: Fangsgiving.
Joke #18023
Q: When do skunks stuff turkeys?
A: Stanksgiving.
Joke #18022
Q: What would you get if you crossed a male turkey with a bird of prey?
A: A tom-a-hawk.
Joke #18021
Q: What goes “beep-beep-beep,” “buck-buck-buck”?
A: A chicken at an automatic teller machine.
Joke #18020
Q: What would you get if you crossed a Slinky with a young hen?
A: Spring chicken.
Joke #18019
Q: What’s yellow and goes “rat-a-tat-tat”?
A: A chicken with a machine gun.
Joke #18018
Q: What kind of birds always write in ink?
A: Pen-guins.