trash-stache – n. a “cookie-cutter” mustache found on rent-a-cops, hillbillies and other miscellaneous white trash persons. Trash-stache subjects are often seen wearing aviator sunglasses, driving primer colored old Camaros, or found loitering at cheap motels.
Ex. Frank can’t go to the Monster Truck Race, he’s busy trimming his trashstache.
Train Wreck – n. Krystin Dillard
traegar – v. to name your child a body part
tradisvir – n. a cell phone that shocks you if you talk too loud. Useless.
tradesmobile – n. a van specially made for employees in the tradesman business (plumbers, refrigerator repairmen, electricians, etc.) which has only 2 seats in the front and plenty of space in the back for their tools.
tradesman’s grand canyon – n. another word describing tradesman’s crack. The notch of a tradesman’s crack that hangs out when they bend down or use jackhammer <see notch and trademan’s crack>
tradesman’s crack – n. all people in the labor tradesman business that have their pants hanging partly down exposing the notch of their bum crack.
Ex. Plumbers, refrigerator repairmen, carpenters, electricians, concreters, brick layers, fat construction workers that use jackhammers
trackydacks – n. Aussie slang for “tracksuit pants”
tovrilli – n. a blow-up dinosaur that comes out of nowhere
toukhomlam – n. a 40 year old still living in an apartment that never had a wife or husband
touai – n. a cycloptic balloon
tothpal – v. to add pure antifreeze to water
total fucking asshole – n. GREGORY BACH
;} a liar (like Kevin) that complains when you call him a liar, or an asshole (like Gregory) that complains when you call him an asshole. If their dicks are as little as their brains, they’re in BIG trouble
;} the male version of a cunt
toshow – v. to strap a dildo on your head
tosekpea – n. a Canadian squirt gun