Stories/rants about dave’s current city/town, school, or job area.
I had someone just call me right now…
I pick up the phone, and they say something that sounds like a mix between “HA” and “HUH.” Let’s call it HAUH.
So, I say “what?”
and then they say “HAUH” again.
and I’m all “who is this??”
and then he’s all “hauh! oh! wrong number sorry”
I don’t understand why someone would say “HAUH” as their first thing on the telephone when calling someone. They sounded like a retard.
I found these coins recently:
Penny: 1940
Penny: 1955-D
Penny: 1957-D
Penny: 1958-D
Penny: 1963-D x 2
Penny: 1964-D
Penny: 1966
Nickel: 1954
Nickel: 1956-D
Nickel: 1957-D
Nickel: 1962-D
Nickel: 1965
Dime: 1964-D
Quarter: Bicentennial-D
Quarter: North Dakota-P
Quarter: Oklahoma-D
Quarter: Smooshed New York-D Quarter
Half Dollar: 1967
Half Dollar: 1971-D
Half Dollar: Bicentennial
Half Dollar: 1980-D
Half Dollar: 1991-D
Half Dollar: 2001-D
Canadian Nickel: 1978
Cuban Nickel: 2000
Its official, today is Stupid Day. Here’s another customer story that just happened.
A bizarre lady called and asked if we rented out caps and gowns for her Masters graduation, and I told her no, we don’t, you have to buy them. She also volunteered to tell me that she was with the History department, like I could give a fuck about that in the first place.
So she proceeded to say this to me:
"I have to BUY my graduation robe? Well, I guess I’m not graduating then." And then hung up.
What the fuck is with these people today??
I also heard that another customer argued with a manager for a half and hour about returning a pen or pencil he bought a month ago (with no receipt to show, as well). And then there was ANOTHER lady who called us and asked us how to put her Masters Hood on, and she was a retard because when we tried to tell her what to do, she didn’t even do it right.
A lady petitioning against the Cal State University budget cuts came into the store and solicited us to sign her stupid petition. I don’t sign anything so I said no, and no for all the people around me.
So then the bitch went deeper into the store and asked more customers to sign it. Which is not allowed, since we do not allow solicitors inside the store, no matter what their cause. Ironically, she was having an off-duty Community Service Officer (basically a junior cop and security guard for the store) sign the petition.
I called the on-duty CSOs in the camera room and told them about the Petition Bitch and tell her that she can’t be inside the store doing that shit. So, the guy came out and told her to leave.
During that time, the off-duty CSO came over to the Customer Service desk where I worked and told me that he signed the petition, and as the Petition Bitch was leaving she asked him to sign the petition again AFTER she was told she couldn’t do that in the store, not to mention she already got him to sign it.
What a bitch.
A weird lady came by the Customer Service desk holding a cassette tape and some other electronic thing in her hand.
She said "I lost my wallet, so I was wondering if it was okay if I could take these now and pay for them later."
As she was about to explain more of her reasoning, I cut her off and said "No."
She said "Oh okay, I understand," and walked away.
Fucking weirdo.
I had a dream where I was running through a casino with no shirt on. I also had no chest hair, no shoes or socks, and only wearing some shorts with palm trees on them over my boxers.
I had just woken up from a disjointed bedroom that was disconnected from the other part of the room or something, and I was asking which way it was to the room, but I didn’t know anything about it.
Then I was transported into a small swimming pool in a dark place where I started doing some hot chicks.
Coins found recently:
Penny: 1959-D
Penny: 1961-D
Canadian Penny: 1991
Nickel: 1940-D
Nickel: 1958
Nickel: 1969-S
Canadian Dime: 1982
Canadian Dime: 2004
3 Bicentennial Quarters
2 Quarters: Utah 2007-D
Half Dollar: 1999-D
Presidential Dollar: James Monroe – 2008-D
Found the following coins today:
Canadian Penny – 1988
Penny – 1930
Penny – 1967
Nickel – 1957-D
Nickel – 1958-D
Nickel – 1961
Nickel – 1962
Nickel – 1969-D
Nickel – 2004-P
Canadian Dime – 1974
There was a laughing monkey girl that visited work yesterday.
This monkey girl was making a weird high pitched sound that sounded like "EEE EEE EEEEEEEEE." It sounded like a squeaky wheel at first or something wrong with the escalator.
It was only later that I figured out that was her actual laugh!
Some asshole was making her laugh more, and the whole time i was like "where the fuck is that sound coming from??"
It was so annoying, you could hear it clear across the store. I thought she was dying, cause it made no sense to me how someone could be making that noise unintentionally.
I didn’t even see her until she walked past the Customer Service desk where I worked, and I just stared in awe at this weird short white girl with nasty long hair laughing with that high pitched noise with some gay dude hugging her as he was laughing.
I guess he was laughing at her laugh, which in turn made her laugh even more.
After they left, another worker from the other side of the store popped her head out from behind a rack of clothing, and looked towards me, asking "Did you HEAR that?? What WAS that???"
That was weird.
Found a few coins recently to add to the collection:
Penny – 1963-D
Nickel – 1961
Nickel – 1963
Nickel – 1967
2 Nickels – 1969-S
Nickel – 2005-P (rare around here for some reason)
Canadian Nickel – 1978
These are all the bowling scores that I’ve been able to write down for myself:
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8/27/07
92, 84, 117
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9/10/07
92, 76
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9/17/07
78, 91
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9/21/07
76
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9/24/07
118, 85
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10/1/07
85, 84, 75
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10/15/07
55, 101
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10/22/07
78, 82
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10/29/07
88, 100
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11/5/07
105, 93
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11/26/07
80, 84, 69
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Stats:
# of games recorded: 24
Average: 87
Highest: 118
<100 scored games: 19
100-199 scored games: 5
200+ scored games: 0
I usually use a 8, 10, or 12 pound ball. More often 10 or 12 pounds.
I found a Buffalo-head Nickel dated 1929 today. I think it has an S mint-mark.
Wow! My first one!
I found a 1918 penny with no mint mark. I already have one of these for my collection, however.
And I also found a 1964-D silver dime.
I found a 1964 Nickel, no mint mark and a Canadian penny from 1961.
Found a bicentennial quarter D mint mark and a Canadian 1979 penny.