The Squackle Quiz Generally speaking, you know you are in a truck’s blind spot if: July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Generally speaking, you know you are in a truck's blind spot if: You follow no closer than six feet. You stay close to the vehicle's right front wheel. You can't see the driver in the side mirror. You gave him the finger. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Which of the following is true about double parking? July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Which of the following is true about double parking? It is illegal under all circumstances. It is allowed if you are making a delivery. It is illegal unless you wait in the vehicle. It is ok as long as you are jacking off your dog. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz If your car has an air bag, you should use your seat belt: July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment If your car has an air bag, you should use your seat belt: Unless you are only driving within city limits. Only on the freeway. At all times. When you're drunk, pregnant, or both. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz To turn left from a one-way street into a one-way street, use: July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment To turn left from a one-way street into a one-way street, use: The lane closest to the left curb. The center left-turn lane. Any lane as long as it is safe. Eat corn on the cob. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz You want to merge onto a freeway. You should drive: July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment You want to merge onto a freeway. You should drive: The same speed as the freeway traffic. At the legal freeway speed limit. 10 mph slower than the freeway traffic. With your head hanging out of the window. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz When should you not take your legal right-of-way? July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment When should you not take your legal right-of-way? When other drivers want to drive faster. When it helps prevent accidents. Never, it confuses other drivers. When you want to take your left-of-way. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz While you are driving, you notice a car ahead… July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment While you are driving, you notice a car ahead which is flashing its hazard lights. What does this mean? The car wants the right-of-way. The car is carrying to school. There may be an accident ahead. Someone's having sex in the trunk. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz It is illegal for a person under 21 years of age to drive with… July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment It is illegal for a person under 21 years of age to drive with a blood alochol concentration (BAC) that is _____ or more. One hundredth (0.01) of 1% Five hundredths (0.05) of 1% Eight hundredths (0.08) of 1% 500% View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz You sold your vehicle. You should notify ______ within 5 days. July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment You sold your vehicle. You should notify ______ within 5 days. Your insurance company. Your bank or credit union. The DMV. Your mom. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz You want to change lanes. To be sure the lane is clear, you should: July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment You want to change lanes. To be sure the lane is clear, you should: Look into the rearview mirror only. Turn your head and look in the lane you want to enter. Turn your head and look over your right shoulder. Turn your windshield wipers on. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz What do you do if you see a robbery where you work? July 21, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Select up to four answers. Please select between the 2 options denoted by an “A” or “B” for each number. What do you do if you see a robbery where you work? 1a) Follow their directions. 1b) Don't follow their directions. 2a) Get the person's description. 2b) Get the person's grocery list. 3a) Call the police. 3b) Call your gardener. 4a) Preserve the evidence. 4b) Piss on the evidence. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Abrasive, disruptive employees… July 2, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Abrasive, disruptive employees... Are usually low-skilled people Often have below-average intelligence and drive Would change if they realized how they affected others Usually can be changed if their managers are patient Often have lost jobs or promotions in the past Usually are going through temporary problems Usually will change under good leadership Simply do not care what others think of them Are more secure than the average person Simply are not aware of how they affect others Can’t get laid Are stupid fucking assholes View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz What would you rather drive? May 23, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment What would you rather drive? Lifted Ford F150 Lifted Ford F250 Lifted Ford F350 A Fake BMW View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz What would you rather have for lunch? May 23, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment What would you rather have for lunch? Breakfast burrito with ranch and/or sauce Breakfast burrito without ranch or sauce A fake oven brown bake A Ford truck View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz What’s It Like to Be a Panda? March 15, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment What do pandas eat? Bamboo Small mammals Bugs Shit All of the above View Results Loading ... How big do pandas get? Big as a black bear Big as a golden retriever Big as a rhino Big as a breadbox Big as Aunt Sally (bigger than a rhino) View Results Loading ... Where do pandas live? Mountains of Asia Beaches of Madagascar African Savannah My backyard Beneath the Earth's crust View Results Loading ... How do pandas talk to each other? Vocal calls & scent marks Grunts & chest thumping Texting, mostly Sign language View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr