Category Archives: (C) Song Parodies

STORY BOUT A GRILL

Parody of “Absolutely,” by Nine Days

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THIS IS A STORY BOUT A GRILL

 

HAD A GAS LEAK AND BURNT THE WHOLE WORLD

 

BUT WHILE LOOKED SO SAD THROUGH ALL THE SMOKE I ABSOLUTLY LOVE HIM

 

WHEN HE COOKS

 

HOW MANY DAYS OF THE YEAR DO YOU WAKE UP WITH HOPE BUT ONLY FINE THAT THE SMOKE HASN’T CLEARED

 

BUT EACH TIME HE SITS THERE WEARIN HOLES IN THE SOULS OF HIS WHEELS

 

NOW YOOUR CHARCOLE NEVER LAYS IN QUIT THE SAME WAY

 

ANDYOU NEVER SEEM TO RUN OUT OF RECIPES

Doggie Wonderland: Marking Up My Winter Wonder Land

Parody of “Winter Wonderland”

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Dog tags ring, are you listening?

In the lane, snow is glistening.

It’s yellow, not white, I’ve been there tonight,

marking up my winter wonder land.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.

It’s a sign for wondering vagrants.

Aviod where I pee, it’s my prop-er-ty!

Marking up my winter wonderland.

In the meadow Mom will build a snowman,

following the classical design.

Then I’ll left my leg and let it go, man,

so all the world will know that it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,

flows my natural incense boast,

stay off my turf, this small piece of earth,

I marked it as my winter wonderland!

Blue Balls

Parody of “Blue,” by Eiffel 65

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yo listen up heres the story about a little guy with great big blue balls

and all day and all night they are blue like him inside and outside blue

his house with a blue little window and a blue corvet and both his nuts are

blue for him and himself and everybody around cause he aint got nobody to

suck them………..they’re blue da ba de da ba di……….i have a blue

house with a blue window blue is the color my balls are cause i aint got

nobody to suck them i have a girlfriend and she wont suck my blue balls

blue are the people here that walk around blue like my car that sits

outside blue like the feelings that live inside me but my girlfriends

inside is pink…………they’re blue da ba de da ba di…….i have some

blue nuts with some blue pubic hairs blue is the color my nuts have always

been blue are the streets and all the trees are too i have a girlfriend and

she smells like poo …………..they’re blue da ba de da ba

di…………..inside and outside blue is his house with a blue little

window and everything is blue for him and and everybody

around…………they’re blue da ba de da ba di………….

Bawitdapenis

Parody of “Bawitdaba,” by Kid Rock.

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(chorus)

bawitdabadabanddabanddiggydiggydiggysaidthaboogysaidupjumpthaboogy 10x

 

IM REALLY HOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR…

 

HORNY!!

 

(chorus again)

 

now this is for the guys that dont have any weeners, the naked donkeys

and the topless fatass guys from down the street, the horny freaks, and

the cars packed with cheese bread, the wee wee thats not horny and the

chics with weeners, all the sluts underneath the stardust hotel in las

vegas that gave me 10 reasons to be the faggot i am. you can look for

your penis, but that aint fun.. now get in the bed and start wacking your

dilly!

 

(chorus.. again)

 

I have no penis, its really sad.. The sluts underneath the stardust hotel

in las vegas had to lick my pubic hair theres nothing there hey thats the

first fucking thing that rhymes in this song. To all you bastards that

made fun of me, the last concert i had i pissed myself badly and everyone

thought i was a loser, which i am! you can look for your penis, but that

and fun.. now get in the bed and start wacking your dilly!

 

(chorus…)

 

the end

Pick of Bum

Parody of the Gilligan’s Island theme song.

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Just pick that bum, and enjoy that pick,

Its quite a pick of bum,

That pick is one thats very nice, so eat a bunch of mung,

A toad once told me that i sucked, i beat him with a branch,

Off the old sic-a-more, that made me laugh and prance,

Made me laugh and prance,

 

That bum was red and sore my freind, stopping’s well advised,

Just then that toad came to mind, now im lots less kind,

Now im lots less kind,

 

That bum was beaten many times, o’ many times indeed,

Oh beating it!

With a stick!

Red and green guts!

That toad was dead,

But whoopsy whoops,

Its a bum,

Oh its a bum indeeeeeeeed!

Green Poopies

Parody of the Green Acres theme song.

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Green poopies is a dreaded disease,

Pain will come, welp, on very swift wings,

I cant imagine haveing green poop,

Darlin’ I’m sorry but poop is poop,

–green poop

–whoop whoop

–pain there

–where where

Poop is poop, yes this may be,

But you are my bung hole,

You’re comin’ with me!

I Drive You Crazy

Parody of “You Drive Me Crazy,” by Britney Spears

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Baby

I’m so into you

But your not the only one

That I’ve ever screwed

Baby

You spin me around

My hair extentions

Fall right to the ground

 

Everytime you look at me

I do my shimmy

And you start to flee

 

Loving you means so much more

But its not as fun to me as being a whore

 

*chorus*

I drive you crazy

You just cant sleep

I’m so annoying

And, I’m such a geek

Oh crazy

I wear clothes too tight

Baby thinking of me

Keeps me busy all night

 

You tell me

I look like a goat

And I cant even

Reach a high note

 

Dont tell me

You wanna be free

Just cuz my make-up

Is done all shitty

 

Loving you means so much more

But its not as fun to me as being a whore

 

*chorus repeated*

 

Crazy

I’m so confused

I’m such a ditz

And I have fake boobs

 

Crazy

But they feel alright

Every day and every night

 

*chorus repeated*

Wild Wild Pest

Wild Wild West where is all the rest?

This movie’s such a bore.

There’s gotta be some more!

There ain’t no Rough Riders,

Will Smith has got to be a liar.

What’s with that girl they found in the bird cage?

She shouldn’t be rescueing her hubby at her age.

She said he was her Daddy, no hes’s not!

She ain’t worth me fightin that mad man’s robots.

Did you see the mad man messin wit me?

You can tell the whole tale is done all cheesy!

I really hate the Wild Wild West, yeah I really hate it!

Now who ya gonna call?

Not the AMCs!

Now who you gonna call?

Maybe Chuckie Cheez?

No one’s gonna play the movie.

Except this lame brother named Louie, writing this song!

Break out before you get bumrushed at the (Wild Wild West)

Wild Wild West where is all the rest?

This movie’s such a bore.

There’s gotta be some more!

There ain’t no Rough Riders,

Will Smith has got to be a liar.

To be continued….

Buy, Buy, Buy

We’re doing this for spite

‘Cuz Backstreet’s lookin’ for a fight

We’ll sell with all our might

Hey, bring the money!

 

We’ll sell with out delay

And greatly increase our pay

So now it’s time to lay,

Down and reel in the dough!

 

I know I’ve seen you at the store

It ain’t no lie

I wanna see you out that door

With our stuff buy, buy!

 

BUY, BUY!

 

We get lots of money just to sing for you

The name of this game’s called revenue

Buy our CD’s

And it ain’t no lie

Common, buy, buy, buy!

 

I’m sorry if we seem a little tough

But that many zeros are not enough

Give us money please

And it ain’t no lie

Common, buy, buy, buy!

 

OK don’t be really tough

Just go out and buy our stuff

Especially the posters

‘Cuz we’re buff!

 

I know we are wealthy

But it’s just not enough you see

‘Cause we are really greedy

Dusk till dawn

 

We’ve got money but we want some more

It ain’t no lie

N*SYNC’s salaries blow sky high

When you buy, buy, buy!

 

BUY BUY!

 

We lip-sync to get lots of money from you

The name of this games’s called revenue

Buy our CD’s

And it ain’t no lie

Common, buy, buy, buy!

 

Sorry if we seem a little tough

But 10 billion dollars is not enough

Give us money please

And it ain’t no lie

Common, buy, buy, buy

 

BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!

We Just Can’t Sing

Parody of “I Want It That Way,” by the Backstreet Boys

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Are we annoying?

Because we cant sing

We dont sound that bad

But its true we’re just a fad

We all know we lip-sync, its true

We use vocal editing

Cuz we cant sing

That backstreet boys hate N’sync

Tell me why

I’m givin’ you a heartache

Tell me why

I’m givin’ you a headache

Tell me why

I never wanna here you say

We all sound the same way

Who put da’ house on fire?

It was Nick!

Man your such a liar

Just forget it, we all know we can’t sing

But we’re makin’ money *cha-ching*

Tell me why

I’m givin’ you a heartache

Tell me why

I’m givin’ you a headache

Tell me why

I never wanna here you say

We all sound the same way

Now I can tell that you think we can’t sing

Can’t sing very good at all, yeah

But, hey!  Guess what? You’re probably right

But at least I went out wit’ Britney

Last night

I think we’ve made our point

That we cannot sing

We cant, we cant, we cant, we cant

Dont wanna hear you say…

Tell me why

I’m givin’ you a heartache

Tell me why

I’m givin’ you a headache

Tell me why

I never wanna here you say

We all sound the same way

Mombo 4.9

Parody of “Mambo #5,” by Lou Bega

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Ladies and gentlemen

This is Mambo 4.9 by Lou Bega!

 

One, two, three, four, five.

Everybody in the car, so come on.

Let’s ride to the Cracker Brrol around the corner,

The boys say they want some apple juice

But I really don’t want some.

 

Tummybusty like it was last week

I must eat and sleep cause talk is cheap.

I like brownies, cakes, cookies, and pitas,

and as I continue you know they’re are getting sweeter!

 

 

So what can I do I really hungry and you my Lord

To me eating it’s just like sport.

Anything fried, it’s all good let me eat it

please let me have the crumpet.

 

 

 

A little bit of turkey on Thanksgiving.

A little bit of gravy with some trimmings.

A little bit of butter, but not to much.

A little bit of salt adds the perfect touch.

A little bit of ketchup in my neighborhood.

A little bit of mustard is always good.

A little bit of sugar is oh so sweet.

A little bit of syrup is something you can’t beat.

 

 

Mambo 4.9

 

Eat in now, I don’t care, it’s just a cow!

Eat it now that foul! Yeah!

Put a bite in.

Take one bite left.

Take one bite right.

One to the back and one to the side.

Bite the food once.

Chew the food twice.

And if it tastes real good

then your eating it right!

 

 

 

A little bit of turkey on Thanksgiving.

A little bit of gravy with some trimmings.

A little bit of butter, but not to much.

A little bit of salt adds the perfect touch.

A little bit of ketchup in my neighborhood.

A little bit of mustard is always good.

A little bit of sugar is oh so sweet.

A little bit of syrup is something you can’t beat.

 

 

Crumpets.

CRUMPETS!

Mambo 4.9

 

 

A little bit of turkey on Thanksgiving.

A little bit of gravy with some trimmings.

A little bit of butter, but not to much.

A little bit of salt adds the perfect touch.

A little bit of ketchup in my neighborhood.

A little bit of mustard is always good.

A little bit of sugar is oh so sweet.

A little bit of syrup is something you can’t beat.

 

 

I do all to eat all this.

A stomach ache is worth the risk.

Cause this food is just so good!

 

 

A little bit of turkey on Thanksgiving.

A little bit of gravy with some trimmings.

A little bit of butter, but not to much.

A little bit of salt adds the perfect touch.

A little bit of ketchup in my neighborhood.

A little bit of mustard is always good.

A little bit of sugar is oh so sweet.

A little bit of syrup is something you can’t beat.

An Erasing We Will Go

Parody of the song “A Hunting We Will Go”

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Erase Erase Erase

Erase Erase Erase

Hi-ho-themerry-oh

an Erasing we will go

Going to erase some bears

Going to erase some bears

Hi-ho-the-merry-oh

an Erasing we will go

Going to shoot a tiger

Going to shoot a tiger

Hi-ho-the-merry-oh

an Eraser can be a gun

oh no oh no oh no

I got arrested by

the African police department

The Ugly Bunch

Parody of “The Brady Bunch” theme song

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Here’s a story

Of an ugly lady

Too bad this ho

Did not know

That her daughters were ugly

 

Here’s a story

Of a smelly man

Who you can’t stay

10 seconds with

or else you would suffocate and die

I wouldn’t wanna be his kids

 

Then One day this ugly lady met this smelly fellow

And they knew it was much more than a hunch

that this group of ugly people

would make a great ugly bunch

so they got married the next day

and thank God for that

now no one, has to marry those 2 ugly people now

 

THE UGLY BUUUNNCHH!!!

THE UGLY BUNCH

 

That’s the way they became the ugly bunch

 

THE UGLY BUNCH!

THE UGLY BUNCH!

 

Oh did we mention we had an ugly maid also?