First Date:
“Sprinke me baby”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #23588
“19TEEN , 4’6 (FUNSiZE) , BiSEXUAL , LiViN LiFE NEED THAT ONE TO MAKE MY HEART lbs. I 3 SEXY FEMS. iM BLESSED iN ALL THE RiGHT PLACES? Any more questions ask !!!!?”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23587
“I hate being single. But then being hurt and toyed with over and over again. I rather be single”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23586
About:
“Only god can judge me”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23585
“My life is so boring… Everyday is the same. My boyfriend is busying working and cannot always being around me. I want to have some fun with some guys, and try some non-Asian style.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23542
“No minorities please!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23525
“I joined this website so I could write my senior research paper on online dating and the commodification of human beings through the internet. I’ve met some great people, and even put my cat on here. Don’t worry, I’m not crazy. And I got an A on the project.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23523
“Oh boy! We have a barn burner goin’ on here!”
– from the TV
Quote #23522
“Is it a shelf with mugs? It most certainly is!”
– from the TV
Quote #23521
“You dry a date to get a date”
– from the TV
Quote #23512
“please check grading”
– from high school
Quote #23511
“Shauna is the crap Shauna Shauna’s guess yec yea you da shit shit oh yea”
– from high school
Quote #23510
“I want to do the best I can, and learn how to study.”
– davepoobond
Quote #23499: Hola!
davepoobond: Hola!
SuperiorDonald: Hola!
(end)
– conversation written for Spanish class
Quote #23498
“not even milk can stop me now!”
– from the movie Ernest Scared Stupid