“I want to be a Bond Girl!”
– davepoobond
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
“I want to be a Bond Girl!”
– davepoobond
“monkey see, monkey do. Monkey don’t see, monkey don’t do”
– davepoobond
“it took a national tragedy for MTV to play music videos again”
– davepoobond
This string of quotes are related to each other because davepoobond and elmoisfurry went into a “quote-off” against each other, writing down all the things they said/did for a class period during Health class with Mrs. Stickums. It was a really shitty class and there wasn’t much else to do.
This is the second part of the “Quote-off” where elmoisfurry was writing down the things davepoobond was doing.
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“ok”
::shakes head::
::laughs::
::laughs::
it’s a…
::laughs::
::yawns for 10 seconds then laughs for no reason!::
“uh heh heh…heh heh heh!”
::waves pencil, then clicks it::
“looks like wavis”
::picks binder::
“it’s not a quote, it’s just a…it’s just an action”
::sniffs::
::yawns::
“no thanks, please”
– davepoobond
This string of quotes are related to each other because davepoobond and elmoisfurry went into a “quote-off” against each other, writing down all the things they said/did for a class period during Health class with Mrs. Stickums. It was a really shitty class and there wasn’t much else to do.
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“what? quote-off?
::laugh::
“bastard”
“ah…bastard. not again”
“…can erase”
“I never said that, stupid!”
“yeah, I know which one it is, dumbass”
“fuck”
::coughs and puts his head down::
::smells his arm::
“a little dabby doo”
“let me dab a lil’ on you”
“comon ::snap snap snap::”
“comon, let’s finish this crap”
“stop writing everything I say”
“friggin paperatzi”
“its paperatzi, right there stupid”
“what was that? rooof?”
“rooof? I didn’t say that”
::shakes his head::
“fff”
“I’m not gonna move at all”
::holds his hand to his mouth::
“what’s so funny?”
“yessss”
“no”
::laugh::
“what? laugh?”
“oh my god”
“pshh”
::laugh::
“a little dab will do ya”
“examine the eye”
::shrugs::
“hrrsh”
“I said rrr…rr…rr”
“it was quiet, and all of a sudden”
::leans back and imitates davepoobond, yawning and laughing all of a sudden::
“that’s really yawn, ho”
“I’m quote-writer today”
::growl::
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After this elmoisfurry started doing the same thing to davepoobond.
“I would give up style for convenience any day”
– davepoobond
“I don’t like you using my calculator like you use your mom”
– davepoobond
“8 for a dog?”
– davepoobond
“Its fucking Africa! You don’t get cold in Africa in the middle of the day!”
– davepoobond
“skinny = get some, fat = eat some”
– davepoobond
“poets that don’t know how to write are bad poets”
– davepoobond
“screw the French, yo!”
– davepoobond
“if you F with the monkeys, the monkeys will F you”
– davepoobond
“Lets all bet on the ponies, sit back, drink booze and fart!”
– davepoobond