“Americans eat too much”
– from a book
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
“Americans eat too much”
– from a book
“Fanatic.. anyone who can’t change their mind and won’t change the subject.”
– ZEN
“u need to tell your homies to light up the dishwasher and turn it down low to the E-AY, yah know what I’m sayin?”
– Boxtop11
“don’t hit’em, bring’em”
– Mrs. Dolt
“I was so happy that I didn’t get mad”
– Mrs. Price Check
“take a stab at it”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
“that did it? All right that was easy then. Unh hunh….unh hunh”
– Mr. P-yooson
“Once or twice I have been asked what the peacock is ‘good for’ – a question that gets no answer from me because it deserves none”
– Flannery O’Connor, “Peacocks Are a Puzzle”
“four minus a minus sixteen”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“don’t keep saying ‘scrap it’, okay?”
– Ms. Boms
“Twinkle, Twinkle, Little skunk, how I wonder if you’re drunk.”
– Alice in Wonderland (1985)
“Dude, you’re talking to a man who knows nothing.”
– from the Internet
“Ummm…….can we all say that’s a fucked up site??” – whitemagic
“I never squackled in public until I saw this site.” – BALTAUR SAMA
“Squackle just SQUACKS me up!” – D-Fiance
“Squackle made me piss myself, now i laugh wet” – D-Fiance
“o.o;; no” – Korinu
“Um, a collection of odd stuff?” – Para
“Squackle is God” – Vegichan
“Squackle is the place to go to find the cheapest chicken and turkey prices” – Valin Consulting
“Its…weird?” – Ko-chan
“Its a nice funny site with funny stuff there” – Jippii CEO the CEO of Jippii
“Heh…I dunno” – Bob
“This site has a very deep, profound point. No, I have no clue what it is either and if you know commit yourself. As for me, I submitted stuff to this site and am going to take a bath… I feel all dirty.” – Phoenix
“Every time I’m sitting on the pot and taking a dump I think of Squackle” – MyLeftTesticle
“I want to marry squackle!!!!” – The Peaman Thats Not a Man
“I like squackle… in spanish ducks go cua cua…I have mad cow disease…I like chinese.. WOW that rhymes!” – doughnut
“I love peas, well actually I dont, they are gross, and i also like unicorns and long walks on the beach, and um, also, mmmm.. animal sex.. I love squackle.. mooo” – The Peaman Thats Not a Man
“You are all evil … its great!! I love your site” – Stevo
“…Good….[not] bad…..kill [er]…person who made this site [rules]” – Sane Times
“hi my name’s ralph an i think your site sicks ass. =D” – Poophead
“I’m not gonna waste my data for your stupid web site” – Add None
“its a scientific breakthrough! You can now catch bubbles!”
– from the TV
“Shaq attack! I’m gonna break your back!”
– G-Man