“What is your x of 1?”
– Ms. E
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
“What is your x of 1?”
– Ms. E
“Mass times distance equals mass times distance”
– Ms. E
“I have a frequency of 440”
::wink wink::
– Ms. E
“350 multiplied by 15 divided by 175 equals m-sub-2. That equals 5 feet from my fulcrum in my head implanted by staples and slopes through my butt”
– Ms. E
Note: I sort of made up the last part of that quote since I lost track of what she was saying.
“How much juice is in juice?”
– Ms. E
“Negative one cannot equals zero”
– Ms. E
“I have 4y/3 eggs, and each dozen cost $d. Find the total dollar cost for a slice of ham”
– Ms. E
“Consecutive odd negative integers”
– Ms. E
“Remember to FOIL and square a binomial which is the 2nd term times twice the equation, no matter how you do it you get 3x + 4”
– Ms. E
“There is more negative than positive”
– Ms. E
“The negative doesn’t come into play until you get x + 2”
– Ms. E
“This is 20 and this is 23. These is the original dimensions, decreased by x, which is 460, and if we decrease that by 100, we’ll get 3 and a half.”
– Ms. E
“Once again, I sound like a broken record”
– Ms. E
“The anteater is licking my ass.”
– Nose
“Lick my ligum.”
– Nose