I love you
You love me
Let’s hang Barney from a tree,
Watch him scream and try to run away
Who really cares cause he’s dead anyway!!!!!
Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22090
I hate Barney
You hate me
I’ll hang you both by a F-in tree
With a knife through your heads
And a sword through your stomachs
Ha ha you’re both dead.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22078
My names Pete
I ain’t neat
Barney likes my stinky feet
He’s big fat purple headed mess of a dinasour
Barney robbed a grocery store
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22002
I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill Barney
With a 60 point rifle and some techno bazooka’s!
We will be victorious.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22001
I hate you
You hate me
Let us get together and kill Barney
With a 1234 kick’em out the door
No more purple dinosaur.
How I Hate Her
Davepoobond here in the Yum?
It is a sight to see!
For he never likes to be here-um.
For the track-suit lady
Cometh
To telleth
Me-eth
To turn down my music
Well, fucketh her!
The Rotting Bowl of Carrots
I wanna fly into the air!
I wanna take over the skies!
With my rotting bowl of carrots in hand!
I’ll shit all over the masses and fuck them over!
I have a ton of fucking carrots in my fucking bowl!
Remember when I used to swim through ranch dressing in a two-piece bikini?
Let me take them carrots and put them in my mouth, chew them up, and spit them on your face!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21954
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s go plan something to kill Barney
With a great big kick in his ass
So won’t you help me do that so?
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21953
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s give Barney ecstasy
Now he’s lying on the floor
No more purple dinosaur.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21952
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s all go and kill Barney!
Punch him in the head, shoot him at the door!
No more purple dionsaur!!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21951
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s cover Barney in gasoline
And light a match and kick him to the floor
We’re gonna burn that purple dinosaur
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21949
I hate you
You hate me
I chased Barney up a tree
With a .44 shotgun
Shot him in the head
Oopsies, I think barneys dead
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21948
I love you
You love me
Let’s get together and kill Barney
With a knife through his heart and another in his head
Barney is finally dead!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21946
Barney is dead.
Stabbed in the head.
Little kids hop
Was shot by a cop
Barney is dead along with his friends
Shot in the head
Cut me some fuckin slack
I made this up at the last damn minute…
But I wish that that over weight fat shit hole Barney burns in hell!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21945
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s tie barney to a tree
With knife in his back
And a nail in his head
Thank god that Barney’s dead.