I hate you
You love me
Let’s get together and
Kill barney and broadcast on T.V.
With a shotgun right up his big candy ass.
Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22120
I hate you
You hate me
Barney gave me HIV
It started with a kiss
And went to far
In the back of Barney’s car.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22119
Barney is a dinosaur who just died yesterday.
We stuffed his body in a card board box and sent it.
Who did we send it to?
We sent it to baby bop.
Baby Bop threw up and now we’ll have to clean it up!
Barney is perished so we threw a party!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22118
Sung to “Itsy Bitsy Spider.”
–
Went a spider and bit off Barney’s head,
Down came the blood dripping off his head,
Out came the bombs and blew him all away,
And the itsy bitsy dinosaur has no more life today.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22117
I hate you,
You hate me
Let’s tie barney to a tree
You get the matches,
I’ll get the gas
We’ll barney into ash.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22116
Sung to Row Row Row Your Boat.
–
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down a stream,
Throw a barney overboard and listen to him scream,
Five days later chewin on his underwear,
Wish he had another pair,
Five days later eaten by a polar bear
And that’s how Barney died.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22115
He’s so fat,
He’s so gay,
Let’s make Barney stand and say,
I’m a big fat dope and I don’t deserve to live,
Please help me jump off a bridge!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22113
I fucked you
You fucked me
No one ever fucked Barney
He’s a big purple shit
and I wish he’d fucking die
So go to hell and not the sky
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22111
This seems more like a rap song than a parody song of the Barney theme song.
–
On top of Old Smokey all covered in blood,
I shot fucking Barney with a 94 stud.
I went to his funeral,
I went to his grave.
When the people threw flowers,
I chucked a grenade .
And 20 years later he came from the dead,
I got a bazooka and blew off his head.
I’d like to continue, its funny I know,
but I can’t continue, cause I gotta go to the little menz room.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22109
OH look Barney is on fire
It is our greatest desire
Just watch the flames go higher
Whatever you do
DON’T PUT HIM OUT.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22108
I love you
You love me
Please don’t call child abuse on me
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
You can be a pervert too.
A Shot a Poop
A shot a poop
It missed the hoop
So I tried to pee
But it hit me
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22106
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get together and slice barney
Into little square pieces
Then throw them out the door
Blood and guts scattered on the floor.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22104
I hate you
You hate me
I will kill your whole family
With a big fucking gun pointing at your teeth
Making you piss while your miserbly in your knees
While you beg for your ass not to be split
No god-damn purple dinosaur will be left to sing.
Anti-Barney the Dinosuar Song #22100
I hate you
You hate me
Barney fucking with me,
Me and Double Dee are gonna go on a killing spree,
Put a hatchet up his ass and then make him smoke some grass,
Mother fucker gonna die and you know that ain’t a lie BITCH!