I just ripped a big loud fart,
big loud fart,
big loud fart,
I just ripped a big loud fart,
and everybody died.
Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7318
who will buy my purple shoe
purple shoe
purple shoe
if u dont i will run after you
and beat you to death with it until you pay up dammit
(after crazy old lady in camden wouldnt take no for answer, we dont want your freakin shoe!!!!!!!!!)
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7317
Stephan Hawking’s evil plan
evil plan
evil plan
Stephan Hawking’s evil plan
remove the plug
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7316
I once sneezed and corn fell out
corn fell out
corn fell out
I once sneezed and corn fell out
and now I’m lactose intolerant
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #7315
i once fell and hit my head
hit my head
hit my head
i once fell and hit my head
and now im a woman
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7314
mary had a little lamb
she feed it on cream crackers
and every time she dropped a crumb
she kicked it in the knackers!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7313
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bucket
I’ve often seen her little lamb
But I’ve never seen her … feed it
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7312
Mary had a little lamb
OOH OOH OOH SODIUUUMMMMMM HYDROXIDEEEE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUMMMMMMMM HYDROXIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
GO SMOKE A SODIUM BICARBONATE
And then she drank the flow
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7311
Mary had a little lamb
He went and smoked his aunt
Why did he smoke a soup can
Go smoke a deoderant roll
Go smoke a macaroni and cheese
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7310
Mary had a little lamb
and his dick was all so shit up
It was all so small
But i did it any way.
When it went up in there
it started to fall out.
Even though i was a virgin
it still fell out.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7309
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the window sill,
To see if they would …. fall off
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7308
Mary had a little lamb
and a side order of fries
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7307
Mary was a lil whore,
lil whore,
lil whore
so we smacked her in the mouf until she gave us all her dough
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7306
Mary had a litte lamb,
it had a touch of colic,
she fed it brandy everyday,
and now its an alchoholic!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #7305
Mary had a little lamb.
It ran head first into a pylon
40000 volts went up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon.