There once was a man from the ocean,
who hated when he had to use lotion.
When in the sun,
He can never have fun
Because I am always in motion
–
Note: I is circled and has “he” next to it. Am is circled and has “is” next to it.
Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
Pick Up
Pick up
2 handouts
2 books
Disaster Drill
Algebraic Expression
Five more than a number
One less than twice a number
Seven more than half a number
One more than the square of a number
Ten less than a number
The difference between a number and six
The sum of a number and its reciprocal
The square of one more than a number
Die
Die
Poor
Drunk
Fired
Sick
Forms
Boy’s paper
Day’s time
Sean’s salad
Team’s record
Lion’s mane
Nana’s partner
Sister-in-law’s party
Major general’s report
Postmaster’s office
Cannot
Cannot = can’t
It is = it’s
You have = you’ve
It was = ‘twas
I am = I’m
They are = they’re
Will not = won’t
Class of 1980 = class of ‘80
The Doctor Will See You
Yes, the doctor will see you.
I won’t have to wait long, will I?
Her schedule, you must realize, is very tight.
The doctor will see you
I won’t have to wait long
Her schedule is very tight
Sylvia, there’s a bee in your hat!
I read your book, Mrs. Sweeney
How, my dear friends, did you manage to get the tickets?
Walk Slow
Walk slow
Talk loud and clear
Move quick
Walk slowly
Talk loudly and clearly
Move quickly
The Rock
The rock broke the window
Sunny misses his old friends
My sister has told a terrible lie
Our cat worried the bird
Mrs. Guervara
Mrs. Guervara photographed…
Paul seems…
The highest mountain in North America is…
His doctor shut…
The Door
The door squeaked
Safiya laughed
Most of the guests have left
We’re Going to the Movies…
Suck
Walk
Legally
Drink
Swim
Black + yellow
Lady bugs
Opposite
Nick
The Great Gatsby: Shortened Into a Poem
The Great Gatsby
Is about a guy that was poor
And the love of his stupid life
Married someone stupid and rich
And when he got rich, he got a big stupid house
Then he tried to take back the stupid bitch
That he loved so much because he was stupid
And when she ran over the stupid person her
Stupid husband was cheating with
The husband that had the stupid wife that
Was cheating on him that was ran over, popped 4 caps
Into Stupid Gatsby’s ass
The End
Notes
Circles are involved
Graphing is involved
Finding area, splitting the shape, adding
Solve 4 problems with order of operations
Something
Blah
Yadda yadda
3 Pennies Taped Together
Hey there fool
I see you got a pool
In your backyard-thingy
But what’s more useful
Is the 3 pennies I taped together
For your shitty birthday
You wanted 1000 dollars
But instead I gave you 3 pennies taped together