I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill Barney
With a 60 point rifle and some techno bazooka’s!
We will be victorious.
I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill Barney
With a 60 point rifle and some techno bazooka’s!
We will be victorious.
I hate you
You hate me
Let us get together and kill Barney
With a 1234 kick’em out the door
No more purple dinosaur.
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s go plan something to kill Barney
With a great big kick in his ass
So won’t you help me do that so?
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s give Barney ecstasy
Now he’s lying on the floor
No more purple dinosaur.
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s all go and kill Barney!
Punch him in the head, shoot him at the door!
No more purple dionsaur!!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s cover Barney in gasoline
And light a match and kick him to the floor
We’re gonna burn that purple dinosaur
I hate you
You hate me
I chased Barney up a tree
With a .44 shotgun
Shot him in the head
Oopsies, I think barneys dead
I love you
You love me
Let’s get together and kill Barney
With a knife through his heart and another in his head
Barney is finally dead!
Barney is dead.
Stabbed in the head.
Little kids hop
Was shot by a cop
Barney is dead along with his friends
Shot in the head
Cut me some fuckin slack
I made this up at the last damn minute…
But I wish that that over weight fat shit hole Barney burns in hell!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s tie barney to a tree
With knife in his back
And a nail in his head
Thank god that Barney’s dead.
I love you
You love me
Barney’s the best thing on TV
So don’t diss him cause he’s really really cool
If you saw him naked then you’d drool!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get Michael Jackson to molest Barney
Then let’s Drive them into a tree!
And broadcast it on NBC!
I hate you
You hate me
Barney gave you H.I.V.
So I kicked him in the balls
And you shot him in the head
Now that purple bastards dead
(I hate him so much)
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Another version of this song:
I hate you
You hate me
Barney gave me HIV
So I kicked him in the balls
And I punched him in the head
Now that purple bastards dead!
I hate you
And Barney
Then comes frickin social studies
So let’s all stomp all over them
But first comes Barney he’s a BITCH!!!!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get together
And kill Barney
With a two by four
Knock him on the floor
No more purple dinosour