This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.

REMEMBER this chain brings luck. One man’s pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy swimsuit model.

An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood supermodel.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back again.

I’m going to make this short and sweet. (someone’s name) likes men and he wants you. Keep him away from your little boys and husbands. Peace out. It was theee a m. And he was lonely and he wanted companionship

You can reach the boy fucker at 1-800-(someone’s name)

Good morning,

I like to eat poop and I’m not ashamed to admit it. I think that is great in itself…so bite me.

Sincerely,

(your name)

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F F F F F F F F F F F T T T T T T T T ! ! !

F L U B B A – F L U B B A ! !

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN E-FARTED!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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NOW SNIFF YOUR MONITOR . . .

SMELLS BAD, DOESN’T IT?

WOOOOOOOO – WEEEEEEEEE ! ! !

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DON’T PASS THIS ON . . . UNLESS

YOU FEEL THE URGE TO BE AN

IDIOT! NO, NOT LIKE ME . . .

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