HARRY: “These are my golf socks?”
GARRY: “What do you mean golf socks?”
HARRY: “They have 18 holes.”
Category Archives: (C) Sports Jokes
Joke #12604
MIKE: “Every morning I jog 5 miles. What do you do to keep in shape?”
SPIKE: “Every morning I turn off the alarm clock, bat my eyelashes 20 times, and then I slowly walk around the bed and jump back in.”
Joke #12429
Rumor has it that a boxer who gets beat up in a fight is usually a sore loser.
Joke #12164
CUSTOMER: “Waiter, what is this fly doing in my ice cream?”
WAITER: “Maybe he likes winter sports.”
Joke #12157
BILL: “Do you know what an incompleted pass is?”
WILL: “Yeah, it’s when you ask a girl out and she says no.”
Joke #12156
The main difference between professional and semi-pro football is the pregame training meals. Pro players get sirloin. Semi-pro players get hamburger.
Joke #12155
The Green Bay Packers just drafted a defensive end so big that he uses Volkswagens for roller skates.
Joke #12154
Did you hear about the dumb football captain who didn’t believe he lost the coin toss and demanded to see it again on instant replay?
Joke #12153
You can always tell a crumby football team. The band members are in better shape than the players.
Joke #12152
“Listen,” the scout said to the coach of the Hoboken Hurricanes. “I know for sure this guy is a natural fullback. He was born with an unusual growth under his arm… an ingrown football.”
Joke #12151
Did you hear about the middle linebacker who was so tough that as a child he didn’t have a teddy bear? He slept with a live grizzly instead.
Joke #12150
During a cloudburst two football captains met in the middle of the flood field for the coin toss.
“Are we really going to play in this downpour?” one captain asked the referee.
“That’s right,” the referee replied. “Now which end of the field do you want?”
Shaking his head in disbelief, the captain answered, “We’ll receive downstream.”
Joke #12149
He’s so naive when it comes to sports, he thinks the Orange Bowl is a place to store citrus fruits.
Joke #12148
You can always tell a boring football game. The people in the stands get their hot dogs during the first and second quarters to they won’t miss any of the halftime.
Joke #12147
Maybe you heard about the dumb high school quarterback who didn’t throw the ball the entire game because there was a sign outside the stadium that read, “No passing zone.”