Q: Why was the yule log slimey?
A: Because Santa came down the chimney.
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #5505
Q: What’s three feet tall and gives great head?
A: My son
Joke #5504
Q: What’s the difference between watching the Lion King, and watching holocaust footage?
A: The Lion King doesn’t give me a hard on.
Joke #5503
Q: What’s black and blue and doesn’t like sex?
A: The little boy in my basement
Joke #5497
Q: What’s funnier than seven dead babies in one wheelie bin?
A: One dead baby in seven wheelie bins.
Joke #5496
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A: You can’t fuck a rock.
Joke #5494
Q: What’s the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
A: You take off your boots when you jump on a trampoline.
Joke #5493
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby’s severed limb and a marker?
A: You don’t get weird looks from people when you’re writing with a marker.
Joke #5492
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a treasure chest?
A: I don’t dig up a treasure chest to eat it.
Joke #5491
Q: What’s the difference between dead babies and Mustangs?
A: I don’t have 20 Mustangs in my garage.
Joke #5490
Q: A Hummer goes off a cliff with 200 babies inside. What’s the tragedy?
A: It could have fit 300.
Joke #5489
Q: What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.
Joke #5488
Q: What’s better than ten babies nailed to a tree?
A: One baby nailed to ten trees.
Joke #5487
Q: What spins around and taps the window?
A: A dead baby in a microwave.
Joke #5486
Q: What’s worse than swinging a dead baby from a clothesline?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.