Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a treasure chest?
A: I don’t dig up a treasure chest to eat it.
Category Archives: (C) Dead Baby Jokes
Joke #5491
Q: What’s the difference between dead babies and Mustangs?
A: I don’t have 20 Mustangs in my garage.
Joke #5490
Q: A Hummer goes off a cliff with 200 babies inside. What’s the tragedy?
A: It could have fit 300.
Joke #5489
Q: What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit.
Joke #5488
Q: What’s better than ten babies nailed to a tree?
A: One baby nailed to ten trees.
Joke #5487
Q: What spins around and taps the window?
A: A dead baby in a microwave.
Joke #5486
Q: What’s worse than swinging a dead baby from a clothesline?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.
Joke #5484
Q: What’s easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or dead babys?
A: Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
Joke #5483
Q: Whats pink and swings?
A: A dead baby on a meat hook.
Joke #5482
Q: What’s cold, blue, and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby in a Wal-Mart bag.
Joke #5454
Q: What’s pink, silver, and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with a fork in its eye!