Q: Whats the best thing about a siamese twin baby?
A: Threesomes.
Category Archives: (C) Dead Baby Jokes
Joke #5536
Q: What’s brown and gurgles?
A: A baby in a casserole.
Joke #5535
Q: What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A: A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Joke #5534
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a tree?
A: One is legal to hit with an axe.
Joke #5533
Q: What’s worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
A: Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
Joke #5532
Q: What’s red and dances?
A: A baby on a barbecue
Joke #5531
Q: How are babies and the elderly alike?
A: Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Joke #5530
Q: What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
A: You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter
Joke #5529
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
A: Phil
Joke #5528
Q: What do you call a 30week-old premee?
A: An Appetizer!
Joke #5527
Q: How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
A: Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
Joke #5526
Q: How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
A: 4 1/2.
Joke #5525
Q: What’s small, and shiny, and blue?
A: A baby with a plastic baggy over its head.
Joke #5524
Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree?
A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it’s a pinata!
Joke #5523
Q: What’s small, and red, and full of holes?
A: A baby on a bed of nails.