Q: What’s green and has red spots?
A: A Martian with measles.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11656
Q: What did the space creature say when he first saw an octopus?
A: How do you do, how do you do, how do you do, how do you do…
Joke #11655
Q: A hen from the planet Venus can lay an egg four inches long. Can you beat that?
A: Yes, with an egg beater.
Joke #11653
Q: Why do astronauts like to wear big watches?
A: They like to have a big time.
Joke #11652
Q: How did the space creature catch a rabbit?
A: He stood behind a tree and made noises like a carrot.
Joke #11651
Q: Why don’t astronauts get hungry in space?
A: Because they just had launch.
Joke #11650
Q: A creature from space fell out of his flying saucer and wasn’t hurt. How come?
A: He was wearing a light fall suit.
Joke #11641
Q: What animal drops down from the sky?
A: The raindeer.
Joke #11640
Q: What’s green and can jump a mile a second?
A: A Martian with the hiccups.
Joke #11637
Q: What did one spacebee say to the other spacebee?
A: None of your buzziness.
Joke #11636
Q: What did the creature from space say when he first saw a pickle?
A: That cucumber is angry!
Joke #11635
Q: Why does a flying saucer never pay a toll on the turnpike?
A: Because the pilot does.
Joke #11634
Q: What did the fire hydrant say to the Martian?
A: Are you sure there are no dogs on Mars?
Joke #11633
Q: How can you make a pair of spacesuit pants last?
A: Make the tops first.
Joke #11632
Q: Why would a barber rather give six Earthlings haircuts than one visitor from space?
A: Because he’d get six times as much money, silly!