Q: What did the cat say when it upset the milk dish?
A: “Nobody’s purr-fect!”
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17566
Q: What did the boy say when he saw his dog lying in the sun?
A: “Hot dog!”
Joke #17565
Q: What did the angry dog say?
A: “Them’s biting words!”
Joke #17564
Q: What did the angry cat say?
A: “I’m fur-ious!”
Joke #17563
Q: What does a cat say when someone pulls its tail?
A: “Me-ow!“
Joke #17561
Q: Who is Animal-land’s favorite baseball team?
A: The New York Pets!
Joke #17560
Q: Which baseball team do our dog friends like?
A: Oh, any ca-nine!
Joke #17559
Q: What is the feline’s favorite baseball position?
A: Cat-cher!
Joke #17558
Q: What Hall of Famer is popular among cats?
A: Mickey Mantle, the “soft” paw!
Joke #17557
Q: What baseball pitcher is a feline favorite?
A: Tom Seaver, of course!
Joke #17554
Q: When is the best time for our cat friends to leave a place?
A: Anytime it’s gone to the dogs!
Joke #17553
Q: When do dogs feel particularly frisky?
A: When it’s leap year!
Joke #17552
Q: When is a cat the smallest?
A: When it’s taken in!
Joke #17551
Q: When is a cat biggest in size?
A: When it’s let out!
Joke #17550
Q: When can you take your pet to a dance?
A: When it’s a bunny hop!