Q: How do ghosts like to send their letters?
A: Scare mail — or parcel ghost!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17668
Q: Why wouldn’t the mailman deliver the ghost’s letter?
A: He was on his coffin break!
Joke #17667
Q: What kind of letters do ghosts like to send?
A: Chain letters!
Joke #17666
Q: How should you begin a letter that you are writing a ghost?
A: “Tomb it may concern!”
Joke #17665
Q: In what language should you write to a ghost?
A: In Latin — it’s a dead language!
Joke #17663
Q: What street does a ghost live on?
A: A dead-end street!
Joke #17662
Q: Where should you send a ghost’s mail?
A: To the dead-letter department!
Joke #17646
Q: hat would you call the expression on the face of a poker-playing ghost?
A: Deadpan!
Joke #17645
Q: What kind of music do ghosts write?
A: Sheet music!
Joke #17643
Q: What do ghost cheerleaders say?
A: Rah! Rah! Sis-boo-bah!
Joke #17642
Q: What happens on Broadway when a ghost haunts a theater?
A: The actors get stage fright!
Joke #17641
Q: What fairy tale do all ghosts like best?
A: Sleeping Boo-ty!
Joke #17640
Q: What patriotic song do ghosts like best?
A: “America the Boo-tiful!”
Joke #17639
Q: Who protects the shores where spirits live?
A: The Ghost Guard!
Joke #17638
Q: What country is haunted by ghosts?
A: No country — just a terror-tory!