Q: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17842
Q: What do you think of this joke?
A: It’s eggs-ellent!
Joke #17841
Q: Where do gangster chickens live?
A: Chickago!
Joke #17840
Q: Where do cauliflowers love to vacation?
A: Caulifornia!
Joke #17839
Q: Where does a pickle love to eat?
A: In a dilly-catessen!
Joke #17838
Q: How does celery celebrate Christmas?
A: It hangs up its stalking!
Joke #17837
Q: How do vegetables trace their ancestry?
A: They go back to their roots!
Joke #17836
Q: How do you learn to eat spaghetti?
A: By using your noodle!
Joke #17835
Q: How do lawyers buy food?
A: By the case!
Joke #17834
Q: How can you turn a tomato into squash?
A: Throw it up in the air — it will come down SQUASH!
Joke #17833
Q: Which vegetables can’t be trusted with state secrets?
A: Leeks!
Joke #17832
Q: Which vegetables can you buy in jewelry stores?
A: Carats, of course!
Joke #17831
Q: Which vegetable shouldn’t be allowed to fight in Madison Square Garden?
A: Spinach — it can get creamed!
Joke #17828
Q: Which food is essential to good music?
A: The beet!
Joke #17827
Q: Which foods got to go to the best colleges?
A: The Grade A foods!