Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle… and one to change the bulb.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #9248
Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester’s credit for it!
Joke #9247
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.
Joke #9246
Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
Joke #9245
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!!!
Joke #9244
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None; The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Joke #9243
Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
Joke #9242
Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a hardware problem.
Joke #9241
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
Joke #9156
Q: Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
A: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!
Joke #9155
Q: What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
A: Charcoal.
Joke #9154
Q: There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
A: Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.
Joke #9153
Q: A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
A: The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
Joke #9152
Q: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
A: The third. Lions that haven’t eaten in three years are dead.
Joke #9107
Q: What is the capitol of Japan?
A: “J”