Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A: A stick
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11454
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroid’s
Joke #11453
Q: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!
Joke #11451
Q: How do you get holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.
Joke #11450
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Joke #11449
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
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Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.
Joke #11446
Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm in your apple.
Joke #11435
Brother: Why are you taking that ruler to bed with you?
Sister: I want to see how long I sleep!
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did Billy take a ruler to bed with him?
A: To see how long he slept.
Joke #11405
Q: If your neighbor’s rooster comes onto your property and lays an egg in your garden, who owns the egg?
A: Nobody. Roosters can’t lay eggs.
Joke #11403
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Joke #11399
Q: What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.
Joke #11360
Q: What shellfish lifts weights?
A: Mussels.
Joke #11357
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says “It’s hot in here.”
The other says, “Holy crap! A talking muffin!”
Joke #11356
Q: What do you call a crow on a wire?
A: An a-crow-bat! (acrobat)
Joke #11339
Q: What do you say when someone drops something at ska band practice?
A: Pick it up pick it up pick it up.