Q: Why was the goblin’s phone bill so high?
A: He made lots of troll calls.
Category Archives: Jokes
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Joke #11913
Q: What kind of music do phones love to hear?
A: A symphony!
Joke #11912
Q: Why does an octopus need so many phones?
A: So it can reach out and touch someone!
Joke #11911
Q: Why did Silly Sally think she was engaged?
A: Because her boyfriend said he’d give her a ring tonight!
Joke #11910
Q: What did the frog say when she called her boyfriend?
A: “Let’s live hoppily ever after!”
Joke #11909
Q: What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?
A: Tele-Scope
Joke #11908
Q: What do you get if you cross a phone with a pair of glasses?
A: A television.
Joke #11907
Q: What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A: A party line!
Joke #11906
Q: How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
A: Collect!
Joke #11905
Q: How does a baritone make phone calls?
A: Song distance!
Joke #11904
Q: How does a football player make phone calls?
A: On a touch-down phone.
Joke #11903
Q: What does a polar bear operator say?
A: “Glad I cold help you. Have an ice day!”
Joke #11902
Q: When does a horse talk on the phone?
A: Whinny wants to!
Joke #11901
Q: Why did Mrs. Yak call Mrs. Gnu after she’d just had twins?
A: To yak about the latest gnus.
Joke #11900
Q: What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
A: He grew up to be a bellhop!