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Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #12511
The Lord created all men equal, but gave them different earning potentials.
Joke #12510
Here today, gone tomorrow. That’s the life story of my paycheck.
Joke #12509
These are modern times. Girls no longer marry men for money. They marry them for charge accounts.
Joke #12508
My creditors must think I’m a Congressman. They’re always sending me bills.
Joke #12507
It was so cold in the East last year that when cops yelled “Freeze” to fleeing muggers, if the guy stopped running — they did.
Joke #12506
These days, the only thing emptier than my savings account is my gas tank.
Joke #12505
You can’t win. As soon as somebody invented a good five-cent cigar, scientists discovered that smoking causes cancer.
Joke #12504
I waited in line at the filling station so long yesterday morning that by the time I got to the pumps, I had five o’clock shadow.
Joke #12503
The lines at the gas stations are so long that yesterday while waiting, I read the uncut version of War and Peace and finished it before I reached the pump.
Joke #12502
These days, the only person who makes more money than he can use is a counterfeiter.
Joke #12501
With winters being colder than ever and the price of heating oil skyrocketing, I’ll tell you what’s next on the market… antifreeze for people.
Joke #12500
The ocean is really polluted. These days, sardines have more mercury than thermometers.
Joke #12499
The trouble with fishing in polluted waters is that if you catch a whopper, you end up with your cake, but you can’t eat it.
Joke #12498
The waters in this country must really be polluted. The other day I saw a school of minnows picketing a stream.