Q: What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor?
A: An erection.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #5513
Q: What do you do when there’s no time to rape a dead baby?
A: There’s ALWAYS time to rape a dead baby.
Joke #5512
Q: What’s sicker than a pile of dead babies?
A: The live one trying to eat it’s way out.
Joke #5507
Q: Why is Bunker Hill slimy?
A: Because the British are coming
Joke #5506
Q: Why was the yule log slimey?
A: Because Santa came down the chimney.
Joke #5505
Q: What’s three feet tall and gives great head?
A: My son
Joke #5504
Q: What’s the difference between watching the Lion King, and watching holocaust footage?
A: The Lion King doesn’t give me a hard on.
Joke #5503
Q: What’s black and blue and doesn’t like sex?
A: The little boy in my basement
Joke #5502
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as the altar boy.
Joke #5498
Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age.
Joke #5497
Q: What’s funnier than seven dead babies in one wheelie bin?
A: One dead baby in seven wheelie bins.
Joke #5496
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A: You can’t fuck a rock.
Joke #5494
Q: What’s the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
A: You take off your boots when you jump on a trampoline.
Joke #5493
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby’s severed limb and a marker?
A: You don’t get weird looks from people when you’re writing with a marker.
Joke #5492
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a treasure chest?
A: I don’t dig up a treasure chest to eat it.