Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky?
A: One can’t come clean and the other one can’t clean cum.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #8964
Q: What’s the difference between Hugh Grant and Princess Diana?
A: They both get screwed in cars.
Joke #8963
Q: Why did the French Police confiscate Paparazzi pictures taken at the crash scene of Princess Diana?
A: They were too cheap to buy a copy of the Enquirer for themselves.
Joke #8962
Q: Why did some people call Princess Diana’s fatal car crash a miracle?
A: Because a full-sized Mercedes Sedan went into the tunnel…and a sub-compact convertible came out.
Joke #8961
Q: What was Princess Diana’s final hairstyle?
A: A French twist.
Joke #8960
Q: Why did Princess Diana’s bodyguard wear a seat belt?
A: Because he was never one to buckle under pressure.
Joke #8959
Q: What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
A: They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Joke #8958
Q: Why is Princess Diana like a mobile phone?
A: They both die in tunnels!!
Joke #8869
A 6’8″, 280-pound black man walked into a bar, sat down next to a white guy, and said, “I’s big and I’s black and I love to fuck white women!” The guy was so terrified that he put down his beer and ran out of the bar.
The black man moved over next to another white man and said, “I’s big and I’s black and I just loves to fuck white women.” The white guy took one look at him, blanched, and ran out of the bar.
The black then went over to a Polish man who was having a few at the bar and said, “I’s big and I’s black and I loves to fuck white women.”
The Polish man looked at him and said,”I don’t blame you one bit. I wouldn’t fuck a black one either.”
Joke #5626
Q: Why do white people like to have sex in front of the mirror?
A: Objects may be larger than they appear.
Joke #5625
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar full of jelly beans?
A: The black ones take your watch
Joke #5624
Q: How do you blindfold an Asian?
A: With dental floss
Joke #5623
Q: Why is the Afghan Air Force easy to train?
A: You only need to teach them how to take off
Joke #5622
Q: Why is a black person like a vending machine?
A: Neither work, but both take your money
Joke #5621
Q: How do you make a black guy wear a condom?
A: By putting a Nike logo on it