Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Category Archives: (F) Knock Knock Jokes
These are knock knock jokes.
Joke #17653
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I hide in the closet with you?
Joke #17652
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference who I am! Just let me in!
Joke #17651
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out! There’s one right behind you!
Joke #17650
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dismay.
Dismay who?
Dismay seem funny to you, but I’m scared!
Joke #17649
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl you know to let me in if I don’t knock?
Joke #17648
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me alone!
Joke #17647
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Soup!
Soup, who?
Soup-er natural beings are in this house!
Joke #13823
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah more holiday jokes, please!
Joke #13819
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus who’s coming to dinner!
Joke #13818
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo to the school holiday show?
Joke #13817
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Megan.
Megan who?
Megan me will light the menorah tonight.
Joke #13816
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Seymour.
Seymour who?
Seymour Christmas lights this year?
Joke #13815
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald four candy canes and now my stomach hurts.
Joke #13811
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me pick up this heavy present.