Bob: Go look in the cage over there. You’ll see a ten-foot snake.
Matty: Don’t try to kid me. I know snakes don’t have feet.
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #11337
Cal: How do you know the math teacher, Ms. Valentine, likes you?
Sal: Likes me? She loves me! Look at the hugs and kisses on my math test.
Joke #11336
Girlfriend: Now that we’re engaged, I hope you’ll give me a ring.
Boyfriend: Sure, what’s your number?
Joke #11335
Girlfriend: How would you like a pair of bookends for Valentine’s Day?
Boyfriend: That would be great. I always read the ending of a book before the beginning.
Joke #11334
Boyfriend: Why don’t you answer the phone?
Girlfriend: It isn’t ringing.
Boyfriend: Must you always wait until the last minute?
Joke #11333
Boyfriend: I had to return that alarm clock you gave me for Valentine’s Day.
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: It kept going off while I was asleep.
Joke #11332
Girlfriend: Did you send my Valentine’s Day card air mail?
Boyfriend: Yes. And I put a light on your mailbox to show the plane where to land.
Joke #11328
Lovey: I would like you to prove that you are capable of strong, faithful, and everlasting love.
Dovey: Well, I can bring you dozens of references from other girls.
Joke #11326
Stupid: Did you notice how my girlfriend’s voice filled the hall?
Cupid: Yes, I noticed that a lot of people left to make room for it.
Joke #11321
Mike: I’ve been asked to get married hundreds of times.
Marissa: By whom?
Mike: My parents.
Joke #11320
Tom: I married a girl who was one of twins.
Jerry: How do you tell them apart?
Tom: Her brother has a beard.
Joke #11303
“Did you hear the one about the lovesick frogs?”
“No. How does it end?”
“…and they lived hoppily ever after.”
Joke #11299
Will you remember me tomorrow?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me next week?
Of course I will.
Will you remember me next year?
Of course I will.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
See, you forgot me already!
Joke #11289
“My girlfriend’s name should be Rock.”
“Why?”
“She has a heart of stone.”
Joke #11288
“My boyfriend’s name should be Question Mark.”
“Why?”
“He’s such a mystery to me.”