Peggy: Which candles burn longer – wax candles or tallow candles?
Ron: I don’t know. Which?
Peggy: Neither. They both burn shorter!
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #11386
Hope: Which is farther away – New York City or the moon?
Andy: New York City.
Hope: Why do you say that?
Andy: I can see the moon, but I can’t see New York City!
Joke #11385
Lili: Do the buses run on time?
Laurie: Yeah. I guess so.
Lili: No – they run on wheels!
Joke #11384
Tracy: Sometimes I don’t think you listen to a word I say.
Matthew: What?
Joke #11383
Margaret: Why are you so upset?
Abby: My teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
Margaret: What was it?
Abby: My homework!
Joke #11382
Louise: Well, how did your clothes get all torn up?
Scott: I tried to stop a kid from getting beat up.
Louise: Who?
Scott: Me!
Joke #11381
Jean: Hey, who gave you that black eye?
Gordon: Nobody gave it to me. I had to fight for it!
Joke #11380
Eric: Yesterday I saw a man fall off an eighty-foot ladder.
Peter: Gosh, was he hurt?
Eric: No. He fell off the bottom rung.
Joke #11379
Greg: Which is correct – the white of the eggs is yellow or the white of the eggs are yellow?
Betsy: I don’t know.
Greg: Me neither. How can the white of the eggs be yellow?
Joke #11378
Emmy: Can I share your sled?
Mike: Sure, we’ll go half and half.
Emmy: Thanks.
Mike: I’ll have it for downhill, and you can have it for uphill.
Joke #11377
Janet: Do you write with your right hand or your left hand?
Craig: My right hand.
Janet: That’s funny. I usually use a pencil.
Joke #11376
John: Are you superstitious?
Kim: No.
John: Then lend me thirteen dollars!
Joke #11375
Brenda: Hey, you put too many stamps on that letter.
Michelle: Uh-oh. I hope it doesn’t go too far now!
Joke #11374
Mark: Yesterday I saw a man at school with very long arms. Every time he went up the stairs, he stepped on them.
Jim: Wow! He stepped on his arms?
Mark: No, on the stairs.
Joke #11372
Jenny: They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
Bill: Why not?
Jenny: Because they’re long enough already!