SISTER: “Tell me the truth, do boys like talkative girls as well as they like the other kind?”
BROTHER: “What other kind?”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #12038
SON: “Hey, Dad! This newspaper says the moon is going broke.”
DAD: “Why is it going broke?”
SON: “The paper says it’s going into its last quarter.”
Joke #12037
FATHER: “Son, when I was your age, I had never kissed a girl. Now, will you be able to tell your son the same thing?”
SON: “Yes, Dad, but not with a straight face.”
Joke #12036
“For the last ten years my mother-in-law has been living with my wife and me in the same aparttment.”
“So, why don’t you tell her to get out?”
“I can’t. It’s her apartment.”
Joke #12033
“But, Stanley, this isn’t our baby!”
“Quiet, it’s a better carriage.”
Joke #12032
“How come you’re divorcing your husband after fifty-three years?”
“It’s like this, Your Honor, enough is enough.”
Joke #12025
HUSBAND: “No! You can’t have a credit card.”
WIFE: “Why not? Everyone has a charge account. It’s nothing new. Even the Light Brigade charged.”
Joke #12016
“Doctor, you have to help me. I just can’t remember anything anymore.”
“How long have you had this?”
“Had what?”
Joke #12010
DENTIST: “I’m going to put a cap on that tooth, Mr. Hennerson.”
MR. HENNERSON: “At these prices, you’d better make it a hat!”
Joke #12007
OVERHEARD: “Doctor Dently sure is a great dentist. The last time I went to see him, he said he was going to give me gas. So I told him while he was at it, he’d better check the oil too.”
Joke #12005
“Doctor, you put my wife on a sardine diet. For two months she ate nothing but sardines.”
“Did she lose weight?”
“Sure she lost weight, but now every time she takes a bath, she fills the tub with olive oil.”
Joke #12003
HYPOCHONDRIAC: “Doctor, I have a pain in my neck.”
DOCTOR: “So do I, and you’re it!”
Joke #12000
QUACK DOCTOR: “Do you want to know how to keep from losing your hair?”
PATIENT: “Yes, Doctor. How?”
QUACK DOCTOR: “Sew a name tag inside your toupee.”
Joke #11999
OPTOMETRIST: “How many fingers am I holding up on my right hand?”
PATIENT: “That’s easy. Six.”
OPTOMETRIST: “The only thing worse than your eyesight is your arithmetic.”
Joke #11997
FATHER: “So you want to become a doctor when you grow up? What are you doing now to prepare yourself for that line of work?”
SON: “Well, Dad, I’m learning to write real bad and play golf.”