rotircseu – v. to use a toilet in a bathroom as a legit chair everyday for like office work because your life is so much of a mess you don’t bother buying a chair for your use. It’s not that you can’t afford it, its just that you don’t give a damn
Category Archives: Dictionary
These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.
ipudisteie
ipudisteie – v. to eat dinner while on the toilet
exigentea
exigentea – v. to remove a generic brand tea from the selection you offer to your guests.
Ex. Make sure you exigentea what we offer to John and Carol.
cimtwo
cimtwo – n. a word that was created by using a word search puzzle’s random arrangement of letters
Ex. This word search has plenty of cimtwos that will one day be defined.
kesklmya
kesklmya – v. to constantly berate someone into brushing their teeth without giving them the opportunity to make the decision for themselves first to do so
esehov
esehov – v. to blow your nose into aluminum foil like it was a tissue
chocotoib
chocotoib – n. a full bath in chocolate in which you also use soap
iraotseupte
iraotseupte – v. to eat a rock after pissing on it and then yell at the moon
molidon
molidon – n. ravioli-stuffed watermelon
Ex. Serving molidon with a side of beans is recommended.
dichodeci
dichodeci – n. a fortune cookie that has two fortunes in it
alpier
alpier – n. an item left inside of a microwave that surprises you by its presence when you open the microwave door.
Ex. That plate was an alpier to me this morning. Where the fuck did it come from?
fornohgot
fornohgot – v. to have known at some point, but forgot it
Ex. I fornohgot that her name was Julia.
safru
safru – n. a speech given at a wedding that gets a “That’s it?” as a reaction from someone in the audience
icedochid
icedochid – n. a less-than-full ice cube tray
hechomoov
hechomoov – v. to carry a bike on your shoulder while also riding a bike
Ex. Some fuckin’ weirdo was hechomooving today while I was on my way home today.