magician – n. anyone nowadays who can make the weekly paycheck last a week
Category Archives: Dictionary
These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.
lawsuit
lawsuit – n. a garment worn by a policeman
land
land – n. something that proves dirt isn’t cheap
jump
jump – n. the last word used in an airplane
joke
joke – n. what some people tell and others marry
jail
jail – n. a place where they will never raise the rent
horse sense
horse sense – n. what makes horses never bet on people
holy smoke
holy smoke – n. what happens when a church burns down
guillotine
guillotine – n. something that will give a person a pain in the neck
explorer
explorer – n. a guy who gets enough facts for a book
elevator operator
elevator operator – n. a person who really has his ups and downs
egotism
egotism – n. an “I” for an “I”
duck
duck – n. a chicken with snowshoes
dead ringer
dead ringer – n. a disconnected telephone
college bred
college bred – n. a four-year loaf made out of the old man’s dough. Talk about crust.