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Category Archives: Chat Logs
These are Lame Chats and Stupid IMs
#6332: Stupid Andy -> davepoobond
Stupid Andy is stimpyismyname’s younger brother
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Stupid Andy: hi
davepoobond: hi
Stupid Andy: hi
davepoobond: hi
Stupid Andy: do u now who me is
davepoobond: hmm i dont remember
Stupid Andy: guess
davepoobond: oprah
Stupid Andy: no
Stupid Andy: i am someone u now
davepoobond: andrea yates?
Stupid Andy: Ha ha
Stupid Andy: mark
davepoobond: mark………………………..
Stupid Andy: ‘s sibling
davepoobond: i know this one. is it a golden girl?
Stupid Andy: no
davepoobond: i dont know, sorry
Stupid Andy: and……
Stupid Andy: andrew
davepoobond: andrew moose-head that needs to take a bath?
Stupid Andy: hi dave and no
davepoobond: hi
Stupid Andy: can i borrow sim 2000
Stupid Andy: plese
davepoobond: uhh i guess
Stupid Andy: say something
Stupid Andy: did you geyt my e mail
Stupid Andy: i said hi
davepoobond: i dont know
Stupid Andy: it say hi
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: when did u send it
Stupid Andy: i sent it a while ago
Stupid Andy: say something
davepoobond: unh hunh
Stupid Andy: did you get it
Stupid Andy: wasn’t my movie good
davepoobond: wut movie
Stupid Andy: the magic tricks
davepoobond: oh yeah
Stupid Andy: it was funny
Stupid Andy: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Stupid Andy: :-X ha ha ha ha ha ha
Stupid Andy: =-O
Stupid Andy: >:o
Stupid Andy: 😉
Stupid Andy: O:-)
Stupid Andy: :-*
Stupid Andy: ha ha ha ha :-D:-D:-D
Stupid Andy: say something
Stupid Andy: do you like my faces
Stupid Andy: :-$
davepoobond: you only have 1. and i dont like it
Stupid Andy: :-*:-(:-[O:-)=-O wut about the yellow one
Stupid Andy: s
Stupid Andy: :-$8-)
Stupid Andy: answer
davepoobond: 8
Stupid Andy: hi ha ha ha hi
Stupid Andy: whats that thing
davepoobond: 1
Stupid Andy: why did you put it there
Stupid Andy: hurry
Stupid Andy: hurry
Stupid Andy: hurry
davepoobond: what are you talking about
Stupid Andy: the s thing
Stupid Andy: are you alive
#6330: Stupid Andy -> davepoobond
Stupid Andy is stimpyismyname’s younger brother.
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Stupid Andy: hi i’m me
davepoobond: ok?
Stupid Andy: hi
davepoobond: whos this
Stupid Andy: andy
Stupid Andy: say something
davepoobond: blah
Stupid Andy: can i barow final fantasy 7
davepoobond: you already have it burned
Stupid Andy: the cd dosent work
davepoobond: sure.
Stupid Andy: it duz not
Stupid Andy: plus i duz not have disc 2
Stupid Andy: hello
Stupid Andy: need answer
Stupid Andy: please
Stupid Andy: hurry up
Stupid Andy: come on
Stupid Andy: move
Stupid Andy: whats taking so long
Stupid Andy: hurry up
Stupid Andy: come on!
Stupid Andy: WHATS TAKING SO LONG!!!!!
Stupid Andy: NEED ANSWER
davepoobond: hi
Stupid Andy: GIVE ANSWER
Stupid Andy: I DUZ NOT HAVE FF 7
davepoobond: yea you do. i saw you playing
Stupid Andy: THEN YOU TOOK IT BACK
davepoobond: before that, you had it burned
Stupid Andy: MARK ONLY BURNED DISC 1
davepoobond: so what
davepoobond: poor baby
davepoobond: boohoo
davepoobond: buy it, its only 20 bucks
Stupid Andy: GIMME
davepoobond: NO
Stupid Andy: YES
davepoobond: nnooooooooooooooo
davepoobond: gtg bye
Stupid Andy: GIVE ME 20 AND I BUY
davepoobond: oh comon, you’re rich, you buy it.
Stupid Andy: I NO MUNY
davepoobond: tough luck
davepoobond: wait till your birthday
Stupid Andy: FOR YOU
davepoobond: y for me
Stupid Andy: I WANT
davepoobond: whatever
Stupid Andy: ARE YOU USEING I
davepoobond: yeah, actually i am
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: good night
Stupid Andy: NO
Stupid Andy: HOLD ON
davepoobond: what is it NOW
Stupid Andy: YOU ALREADY BEAT IT
davepoobond: HAHAHAHAHA NO
davepoobond: i didnt.
Stupid Andy: JUS GIMME #2 DISC
davepoobond: lemme think about it. no
Stupid Andy: COME ON
davepoobond: why should i
Stupid Andy: BECUASE I KNOW WERE YOU LIVE
davepoobond: yeah right, i’d like to see you try and find it. you may have seen it a few times, but you dont actually know where it is
davepoobond: good bye
Stupid Andy: YES I DO
davepoobond: ew, you know where i live?
Stupid Andy: WAIT
davepoobond: I HAVE TO GO
Stupid Andy: WHY NOT
Stupid Andy: WAIT
Stupid Andy: JUS SAY YES
davepoobond: fine
Stupid Andy: SAY YES
davepoobond: yes
(I had my fingers crossed)
davepoobond: gtg
Stupid Andy: OK I WILL PICK IT UP TOMA
Stupid Andy: TOMAROW
davepoobond: how
Stupid Andy: I WILL COME WITH MY MOM
davepoobond: you better not scratch it or anything
Stupid Andy: OK
davepoobond: bye
Stupid Andy: STUPID
davepoobond: ok forget it then
Stupid Andy: NO
Stupid Andy: PLEASE
davepoobond: dont bother coming, i wont anymore. and thats final
Stupid Andy: PLEASE
Stupid Andy: PLEASE
Stupid Andy: PLEAS
Stupid Andy: PLEASE
Stupid Andy: PLEASE
Stupid Andy: I SORY
Stupid Andy: I COME TOMAROW
davepoobond: dont
davepoobond: i wont give it to you
Stupid Andy: PLEASE
davepoobond: shoulda kept your fat fingers off your keyboard
Stupid Andy: SHUT UP
Stupid Andy: I NEED
davepoobond: i was gonna be nice and say “ok fine, i’ll let andy borrow it” but you go along and say STUPID
Stupid Andy: PLEASE
Stupid Andy: SO THAT MEANS YES
davepoobond: i WAS
Stupid Andy: AND NOW
davepoobond: no
Stupid Andy: WHY NOT
#6330: davepoobond -> cdub
cdub is asking all that wanna cyber to IM him.
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davepoobond: I DO
davepoobond: i have 3 tits
cdub: do u have a pic
davepoobond: i wanna cyberrrrrrrrrr
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: sorryy
cdub: asl?
davepoobond: 56/quadsexual/hawaii
#6329: YeslekW10 -> davepoobond
YeslekW10: may 11th is national make out day….send this to 15 people in the next 1/2 hour and you will make out with your chrush …if you dont send it to 15 people then you will have bad luck for one year—don’t break the chain -dont send back
davepoobond: GODDAMMIT YER THE 132423 PERSON TO SEND ME THIS
#6328: davepoobond -> minimouse
In a chat, minimouse tells me to IM her.
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davepoobond: WUT
minimouse: yo
minimouse: asl??
davepoobond: 56/quadsexual/hawaii
minimouse: ok
minimouse: you are nasty
minimouse: im 12
davepoobond: m or f
minimouse: doesn’t matter
davepoobond: i take both kinds if you know what i mean…
minimouse: wanna cyber??
davepoobond: 😉
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: you start
minimouse: u start
davepoobond: are you a m or f
minimouse: i a girl
davepoobond: ok
minimouse: u???
davepoobond: quad
davepoobond: told you
minimouse: what does that mean???
davepoobond: it means i have a penis, a vagina, a goozak and no eyes
minimouse: ok bye
minimouse: you would not be able to read w/ out eyes dork
davepoobond: i have a brail……..monitor
davepoobond: still wanna cyber?
Previous message was not received by minimouse because of error: User minimouse is not available.
#6327: willowslim -> davepoobond
willowslim: asl
davepoobond: 56/quadsexual/hawaii
willowslim: f/m?
davepoobond: quad
davepoobond: quadsexual
willowslim: what
davepoobond: i have a vagina, penis, a goozak and no eyes. that makes me a quadsexual
willowslim: waht does it mean
willowslim: shit
willowslim: bye
willowslim: i don’t like quadsex
willowslim: asl
davepoobond: wtf are you talking about
davepoobond: i thought you didnt like quadsex
willowslim: sucking
willowslim: yeah
willowslim: i hate
willowslim: abominate
willowslim: how do u know that
davepoobond: what
willowslim: i don’t like quadsex
davepoobond: okaaaaaaaaaaaay
willowslim: u r a cheat
willowslim: asl
davepoobond: 56/quad/hawaii
davepoobond: i told you
willowslim: do u have any hardcore pic
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: go to www.arcticnetwork.net/squackle/
davepoobond: its hidden there
davepoobond: you have to look everywhere
davepoobond: and come back often
willowslim: send me some pic by email
davepoobond: dont have any on my computer
willowslim: it’s not conveninant to browse it in offic
willowslim: nope
willowslim: slimwillow@yahoo.com
davepoobond: yeah well thats your bad luck then.
davepoobond: i dont have an email address
davepoobond: just save the bookmark and go there later
willowslim: ok
#6326: SnuggleMePink -> davepoobond
SnuggleMePink: may 11th is national makeout day…send this to 15 people within the next half hour and you will make out w/ your crush…if you dont send this to 15 people you will have bad luck for one year. dont break the chain
davepoobond: WTF I DONT WANT THIS CRAP
SnuggleMePink: may 11th is national makeout day…send this to 15 people within the next half hour and you will make out w/ your crush…if you dont send this to 15 people you will have bad luck for one year. dont break the chain
davepoobond: oh…you send it TWICE now
SnuggleMePink: sorry
#6325: cheese skater -> davepoobond
cheese skater: hey asl
davepoobond: 56/quadsexual/hawaii
cheese skater: 56?
davepoobond: yea
davepoobond: y’got a problem
cheese skater: sortave
cheese skater: do u got a pic
davepoobond: no
cheese skater: k
#6324: chaterbabe13 -> davepoobond
chaterbabe13: may 11th is national makeout day…send this to 15 people within the next half hour and you will make out w/ your crush…if you dont send this to 15
people you will have bad luck for one year. dont break the chain
davepoobond: um no
davepoobond: i already have bad luck
#6323: davepoobond -> XeeD The CaT
davepoobond: hi i have a 3rd tit
XeeD The CaT: I don’t. 🙁
davepoobond: wanna see me nude?
davepoobond: haha kitties
XeeD The CaT: only if you’re a cat o.o
davepoobond: ok go there then www.arcticnetwork.net/squackle/
davepoobond: brb have to poo
davepoobond: back
davepoobond: miss me
davepoobond: i ate a burrito and i pooped one out too duh huh
#6322: davepoobond -> elmoisfurry
davepoobond: oh look who got home first
elmoisfurry: oh look who is fuckin stupid, you
elmoisfurry: what words you choose for your dictionary
davepoobond: shit i forgot about that
davepoobond: none yet
elmoisfurry: you fuking dick bithc
davepoobond: suck you
elmoisfurry: ….die
elmoisfurry: die, playin game, fuck hole
davepoobond: gonna go bye
#6321: elmoisfurry -> davepoobond
elmoisfurry: noooo dave!!!
davepoobond: wut
elmoisfurry: oprah is gonna end her talk show in 2006!!!!!! noooo, this cant be happening, we dont have nearly enough time to get to know her!!!!!
davepoobond: that fuckin rat bastard
davepoobond: brb
elmoisfurry: okies
elmoisfurry: whatcha doin!?!?!?!?!?!?
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I actually did come back, but i forgot to tell him
#6320: elmoisfurry -> davepoobond
elmoisfurry: goddamit!!! my fucking super smart ass friend is helpin with chem, and hes fuckin giving me a whole essay he did on energy!! lol its fuckin huge!
davepoobond: ………..yer gonna get busted
elmoisfurry: how so?!?!?!
elmoisfurry: for what?
elmoisfurry: i threw all mah drugs away, aka, i schmoked it all!!!
elmoisfurry: muahahahaha
elmoisfurry: so what you talkin bout
elmoisfurry: brb
#6319: elmoisfurry -> davepoobond
Earlier that day some bitch in a jeep almost ran davepoobond and some other guy named raymond over when we were crossing across the street at the enterance to a park across to the bus stop
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elmoisfurry: whorefag!
davepoobond: bitch in the jeep
elmoisfurry: yeeeaaa….
davepoobond: almost ran me fuckin over
davepoobond: raymond first
elmoisfurry: die
davepoobond: i almost did
elmoisfurry: i almost helped her run ya over, but i was like, fuck dave and ray, they gonna die soon anyway, let them feel the sweet breath of life for a coupla more hours, then, oh yes then!…
davepoobond: wtf
elmoisfurry: yea! die beotch!
elmoisfurry: i mean……ummm….eat shit ya mutha fucka, ya bitch whore monky, ya queen of ball sacks!!!!