“If they weighed hos by the pound, you’d be 10 years old”
– stimpyismyname
All posts by stimpyismyname
Download: Moo the Cow (Power Point)
Moo the Cow (127.8 KiB, 1,512 hits)
A story about Moo the Cow. By stimpyismyname.
Download: Butt Monkey (Power Point)
Butt Monkey (3.0 KiB, 1,554 hits)
A story about Butt Monkey. By stimpyismyname.
Download: Jack Snack the Incredible Hack (Power Point)
Jack Snack The Incredible Hack (52.4 KiB, 1,472 hits)
A story about a bird. By stimpyismyname.
Download: FAT the Story (Power Point)
FAT the Story (84.6 KiB, 1,445 hits)
The story of FAT. By stimpyismyname.
Download: Ed the Ox (Power Point)
Ed the Ox (15.9 KiB, 1,610 hits)
A song about Ed the Ox in Power Point form. By stimpyismyname.
Download: Die (Power Point)
Die (136.7 KiB, 1,446 hits)
A power point by stimpyismyname.
Download: Poop On You
Poop On You (9.4 KiB, 1,988 hits)
Its like the OK Buttons program, but instead of OK buttons that you click on, its poop that you cant get rid of. It'd probably eventually freeze your computer if you let it go long enough.
#11005: stimpyismyname -> Shawn64C
stimpyismyname: youre online a lot
Shawn64C: i dont get off aim
Shawn64C: im gone alot from the computer
Shawn64C: not really
Shawn64C: uhh
Shawn64C: about an hour a day im gone
Shawn64C: i have no life
Shawn64C: help
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: looser
stimpyismyname: i might catch looser
stimpyismyname: looooser
#11003: stimpyismyname -> ZolaOnAOL
stimpyismyname: Hangin’ round downtown by myself
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Have you ever been to Europe?
stimpyismyname: And I had so much time
ZolaOnAOL: Do you still have so much time ?
stimpyismyname: To sit and think about myself
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you want to do it so much?
stimpyismyname: And then there she was
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. “There you go again.”–Reagan
stimpyismyname: Like double cherry pie
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
stimpyismyname: Yeah there she was
ZolaOnAOL: And?
stimpyismyname: Like disco superfly
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
stimpyismyname: I smell sex and candy here
ZolaOnAOL: What does it smell like?
stimpyismyname: Who’s that lounging in my chair
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
stimpyismyname: Who’s that casting devious stares
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
stimpyismyname: In my direction
ZolaOnAOL: May I ask where you got it?
stimpyismyname: Mama this surely is a dream
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Have you ever been to Europe?
stimpyismyname: Hangin’ round downtown by myself
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can you tell me any gossip?
stimpyismyname: And I had too much caffeine
ZolaOnAOL: Do you still have too much caffeine ?
stimpyismyname: And I was thinkin’ ’bout myself
ZolaOnAOL: Where were you thinkin ’bout myself?
stimpyismyname: And then there she was
ZolaOnAOL: Good reasoning. “There you go again.”–Reagan
stimpyismyname: In double platform suede
ZolaOnAOL: What is it like in there?
stimpyismyname: Yeah there she was
ZolaOnAOL: And?
stimpyismyname: Like disco lemonade
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
stimpyismyname: I smell sex and candy here
ZolaOnAOL: What does it smell like?
stimpyismyname: Who’s that lounging in my chair
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
stimpyismyname: Who’s that casting devious stares
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
stimpyismyname: In my direction
ZolaOnAOL: May I ask where you got it?
stimpyismyname: Mama this surely is a dream
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. How’s school?
stimpyismyname: Mama this surely is a dream
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that. Do you speak Spanish?
stimpyismyname: Yeah mama this must be my dream
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
#11002: stimpyismyname -> Shawn64C
stimpyismyname: what up fool
Shawn64C: nothing bitch
stimpyismyname: great
stimpyismyname: fine
stimpyismyname: i love it
Shawn64C: yes
Shawn64C: woohoo
Shawn64C: uh huh
#10961: blowthetoad -> stimpyismyname
blowthetoad: eh whats dave’s phone number
blowthetoad: me and madmanwithanaxe would love to know it
stimpyismyname: 523 848 0334
stimpyismyname: …oh shit
blowthetoad: are you serious?
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: dont dial it
blowthetoad: 848 0334 is a bakery in atlanta
blowthetoad: you’ve betrayed me
stimpyismyname: heh
blowthetoad: >:o
blowthetoad: wait…. you did say he worked in a bakery
blowthetoad: does he live in atlanta now?
stimpyismyname: maaaaybe
blowthetoad: maaaaybe not? 🙁
stimpyismyname: ask for john
blowthetoad: omg it worked
stimpyismyname: cool
stimpyismyname: whatd he say
blowthetoad: “yeah who’s this?”
blowthetoad: and i was like “blowtheto… er… your mom”
blowthetoad: then giggled like a school girl and hung up
stimpyismyname: heh
stimpyismyname: you fool
blowthetoad: fool im not
blowthetoad: you believed me
blowthetoad: 😉
stimpyismyname: ah
stimpyismyname: i meant fool for hanging up… but whatever
blowthetoad: you believed me again
blowthetoad: DOUBLE WHAMMY!!!
stimpyismyname: ok..
blowthetoad: i didnt even dial it
blowthetoad: madman did
stimpyismyname: good for you
stimpyismyname: pussy
blowthetoad: i am what i eat
blowthetoad: OOOOH
blowthetoad: I GOT YOU THURR DOGG!
#10746: ShadowtheImpaler -> stimpyismyname
ShadowtheImpaler: i wank 😮
ShadowtheImpaler: i wank 😮
stimpyismyname: whos this
Previous message was not received by ShadowtheImpaler because of error (3:31:06 PM): User ShadowtheImpaler is not available.
#10685: CapnChubby -> stimpyismyname
CapnChubby: how can i contact the guy named stimpyismyname from Squackle?
stimpyismyname: thaaaats me
stimpyismyname: why
CapnChubby: o
CapnChubby: he gave my game a 5/10 and called it gay
stimpyismyname: which one
stimpyismyname: brb
CapnChubby: christmas crunch
CapnChubby: basically its because my foot needs to contact his ass but i 5got aboot it until 3day.
stimpyismyname: i see
CapnChubby: well not really
stimpyismyname: do you really care
stimpyismyname: you made it in a day or something
CapnChubby: no like 3 months
CapnChubby: for the contest
CapnChubby: at GMC
stimpyismyname: i thought you said 15 min
CapnChubby: no
CapnChubby: that was the snake one
stimpyismyname: how could it take you 3 months
CapnChubby: how can i make 75 levels in 15 minutes?
stimpyismyname: wow
stimpyismyname: i didnt play it that long
CapnChubby: yeah
stimpyismyname: hehe
CapnChubby: didnt think so thats kinda why im pissed but it still got on Gamehippo and got 5/10 there too and people still download it
stimpyismyname: …k
CapnChubby: so im not too mad
CapnChubby: and i wont beatyou to a bloody pulp
stimpyismyname: uh huh..
CapnChubby: ill kindly thank you for the constructive critism
stimpyismyname: it mostly was
stimpyismyname: i was just kidding on the end
CapnChubby: except the GAY GAY GAY GAY part
stimpyismyname: right
stimpyismyname: i can’t get my mail
stimpyismyname: its pissing me off
CapnChubby: o
#10521: stimpyismyname -> Holmes
stimpyismyname: could you do me a favor and find the sfx that plays when doug funni gets some from patty?
stimpyismyname: dudadudaleee waaaahhhhoooooweeeeeeeoooh
stimpyismyname: pleeeease
Holmes: what?
stimpyismyname: didnt you ever watch doug
stimpyismyname: on nickelodean
Holmes: yeah
stimpyismyname: you know when patty talks to doug that music plays
stimpyismyname: baaaooohwwahhhhoohh
stimpyismyname: ..do you know what im talking about?
Holmes: somehwta
Holmes: but thats gonna be a bitch to find
stimpyismyname: well you dont have to..
Holmes: can’t find it anywhere
stimpyismyname: o well
Holmes: what should i look for?
Holmes: doug funnie download music?
stimpyismyname: i dont know
stimpyismyname: i guess its not that important
stimpyismyname: heh
stimpyismyname: dougandpatty.wav
stimpyismyname: search for that
Holmes: why don’t you just watch doug and get a microphone out, then when he;s about to meet patty, turn your micrphone on and record it?
stimpyismyname: never!
Holmes: uh ok
Holmes: then tell dave to do it
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stimpyismyname copied and pasted the whole IM to davepoobond while he was away, basically telling him to look for it.