“Heh, I’m not gonna do that again…Thanks for the laughs…I won’t be able to talk to you until…Dare I say? Tomorrow? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
– MyLeftTesticle
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– MyLeftTesticle
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#7640: Bklynzballer -> MyLeftTesticle
This took place on July 8, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: this is mike
MyLeftTesticle: Hi Mike.
Bklynzballer: hey….yesterday u made fun of me
MyLeftTesticle: When?
Bklynzballer: yesterday
MyLeftTesticle: I don’t remember yesterday. All I remember was smoking a bowl and…Watching some TV.
#7638: Bklynzballer -> MyLeftTesticle
This took place on July 8, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: hey fag
MyLeftTesticle: Huh?
Bklynzballer: ready to die?
Bklynzballer: huh?
MyLeftTesticle: Why?
Bklynzballer: well?
MyLeftTesticle: Why am I going to die?
Bklynzballer: ure getting jumped
MyLeftTesticle: Why?
Bklynzballer: because u made me mad yesterday
MyLeftTesticle: What did I do?
Bklynzballer: this is ben right?
MyLeftTesticle: Yes.
Bklynzballer: u kno who this is?
MyLeftTesticle: Who?
Bklynzballer: mike from school
MyLeftTesticle: Um, I don’t think I know you.
#7636: Bklynzballer -> MyLeftTesticle
This took place on July 8, 2001.
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Bklynzballer: ben im gunna jump u
Bklynzballer: me and jay
MyLeftTesticle: Oh really?
Bklynzballer: ya
Bklynzballer: u got, lucky i didnt have my pliers
MyLeftTesticle: Sure. Well, I’m going to have to get my gang, the Neo West Side, to kick your ass if you do jump me.
Bklynzballer: sure sure
MyLeftTesticle: Don’t believe me?
Bklynzballer: nope
MyLeftTesticle: Just go ahead and jump me then.
Bklynzballer: i’ll get the bloods on you
MyLeftTesticle: Dude, I’m second in rank of the Bloods, you dolt.
Bklynzballer: sure u are ben….sure u are
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah, you’ll be thinking that when we tag your house tonight.
Bklynzballer: go head..
Bklynzballer: thanks for the threat
MyLeftTesticle: No problem. I like to give my victims a heads up before we waste ’em.
Bklynzballer: well…ill just tell the cops “you blood member”
MyLeftTesticle: Tell the cops and my gang will kill you.
Bklynzballer: kill me
Bklynzballer: hehehehehe
MyLeftTesticle: You’re right. I’m not really in a gang.
My Poetry
My Poetry
is very good poetry
In the beginning
it looks like I’m winning
Then
at the end
it all falls apart
So I go and fart.
Rat Poop
Rat poop
is not as good as
My poop
because it has
Green goop
in the
Rat poop
and the
Rat poop
doesn’t smell like
My poop
because
My poop
smells like
Shit!
Bring Your Own Weed
And tonight
there’s gonna be a fight
In the dark
not the light
We’ll meet in the park
And as we wait
We’ll toke it up
And if you’re late
You won’t get a hit
So I suggest
You bring your own weed
And if a pipe’s all you need
I can supply it
But don’t think you’re getting a free hit
And this morning
The cops came to my house
and gave me a warning
“Keep the music down!”
And then knocked me down
So I shot them and said
“You forgot to bring your own weed, man!”
And I sat there
smoking a bowl
or two or three
And then I was there
In that deep dark hole
filled with poo and pee
It looked to me
like I ran out of weed!
Ass Cream
Ass Cream
not to be confused with
Ice Cream
does not work if
I Cream
in my, what was it?
Ass Cream!
Why don’t you try
To Cream
in my box of
Ass Cream
maybe then it will work if we
Both Cream
in the gooey goodness of
Ass Cream
Who’s Cream?
My Cream!
What Cream?
Ass Cream!!!
The Rhyme Game (Disfunctional Family)
You
got
to
not
poo
on
you
and
me
and
can’t
you
see
the
yellow
in
my
pee?
Hello
window
shallow
water
yellow
water!
Sorry
I
wee
weed
in
the
pool!
And
school
sucks
so
does
your
mom
but
I
heard
your
dad
was
better!
I
fucked
your
sister
the
other
day!
It
was
really
lame
and
gay!
She
kept
calling
out
your
name
as
I
fucked
her
brains
out!
Oh
wait
she
aint
got
none
’cause
of
all
the
fags
she’s
fucked!
I’ve
got
a
lot
of
luck
when
I
scored
with
your
granny!
She
said
she
aint
had
a
real
man
since
she
fucked
you!
And
I’m
blue
not
like
you!
My
balls
fag
my
balls
are
blue!
And
now
I’m
gonna
sue!
Sue
you
and
your
mother
and
your
father
and
your
sister
and
your
granny
and
you!
I’m
all
fucked
up
now
I
think
I’ll
upchuck
now
in
your
mom’s
pussy
and
watch
her
throw
a
tissy
and
then
I’ll
shit
in
her
cunt
and
watch
your
father
lick
it
up!
Wassup?!
My
dick
when
I
saw
you!
Wow
you
fag
get
off
my
dick
I
aint
say
you
could
suck
me!
No!
You
gonna
fuck
me
in
the
butt!
What?
No
you
aint
fagget
get
the
hell
away!
And
that’s
all
for
today!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
My Bitch
There you stand
Like a dumb ass
As you feel the back of my hand
Across your ugly ass face
There aint a damn thing you can do
You know the words so sing
And eat my poo
Don’t take it like a man
Don’t take it like a ho
Getting pimp slapped, oh no
‘Cause you aint my ho
And I aint your pimp
No one would want to fuck you
‘Cause you ugly and have a gimp
So what you gonna do?
Take it like a bitch
That’s right
‘Cause you MY bitch
I’m right
And don’t bitch
Uh huh
About bein’ my bitch
Wuh huh
Be proud to be my bitch
Shoo be do whap
You stupid bitch
Wooby dooby scooby dooby do whap
That’s right, ’cause you MY BITCH!
Now get down and suck it, bitch.
#5974: IceyBurn -> MyLeftTesticle
IceyBurn: you got high grow
MyLeftTesticle: No.
MyLeftTesticle: I was just kidding.
IceyBurn: o
IceyBurn: thanxs anyway
MyLeftTesticle: Sure. Funny joke, though, huh?
IceyBurn: ya i guss
IceyBurn: do you like weed
MyLeftTesticle: I live in Oregon…Of course I like it.
IceyBurn: kool
IceyBurn: you know any good siters that tell you how to grow it
MyLeftTesticle: No, not really. I’m not into growing.
IceyBurn: o
#5973: DAUGHTE -> MyLeftTesticle
DAUGHTE: wut then
MyLeftTesticle: Huh?
DAUGHTE: whatcha goin do know
DAUGHTE: bring it on
DAUGHTE: niga
DAUGHTE: wut then
DAUGHTE: i thought so
MyLeftTesticle: What’re you talking about?
DAUGHTE: you goin get smart with me in the chat room so lets do dis
MyLeftTesticle: Do what?
DAUGHTE: you got smart with me when i said
DAUGHTE: wuts crackin up in here
MyLeftTesticle: Define your version of “smart”, please.
DAUGHTE: ok
DAUGHTE: you ant smart
DAUGHTE: i am
DAUGHTE: and wut you goin do
MyLeftTesticle: That’s a brilliant conclusion.
MyLeftTesticle: I’m just laughing my ass off at how lame you are.
DAUGHTE: your the lame one u scared to get in a fight
DAUGHTE: i thought so
MyLeftTesticle: How are we going to “fight”? This who thing is over the internet. Why even make a big fuss over it? That’s the lame part.
#5972: ddwebdev -> MyLeftTesticle
ddwebdev: do you need a website designed/redesigned for a business or personal use?
MyLeftTesticle: Not really.
MyLeftTesticle: Do you?
MyLeftTesticle: Do you need a website designed/redesigned for a business or personal use? I could design one for you.
MyLeftTesticle: Hey, answer me, buddy.
ddwebdev: no
MyLeftTesticle: Then don’t IM me with your crap.